Analysis of caveman’s poo reveals he ate an entire RATTLESNAKE

www.dailystar.co.uk ^ | Published 24th April 2019 | By Michael Moran

[blueunicorn6]

I have asked you over and over again, very politely, to please not post photos of my family reunion on Free Republic.

And who are the guys holding them?

[Magnum44]

Good one, lol.

[mouske]

Children’s song: “There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly...”

[dljordan]

“possibly for a bet”

Hold my Atlatl and watch this.

[Boogieman]

“I would argue that 500 AD is not “cave man” time frame.”

It all depends on what part of the world we are talking about. 2019 AD is still “cave man” time for some people.

[blam]

"This would be more “native American”."

Yup. No horses yet either.

[Timocrat]

A rattlesnake rodeo?

In Taylor Texas, north east of Austin, they have a "Rattlesnake Roundup". One of the booths had grilled rattlesnake. It has the same texture as Atlantic Cod and tastes a bit like chicken, not bad eating though. It's a sort of county fair. One of the attractions was a glass booth with about twenty rattlesnakes inside. Also inside was a guy standing in a sleeping bag. Another guy picked up a couple of rattlers and dropped them inside the sleeping bag the guy was standing in.
There are some strange people in Texas.

[blueunicorn6]

Rattlesnakes.....good old “Jake No-Shoulders”.

[Savage Beast]

Maybe the man died of internal snakebite.

Maybe the snake had eaten the rat before the man ate the snake.

Maybe the man died with his mouth open; the rat climbed down his esophagus to escape the snake; the snake followed it, was trapped, and died.

There are several possibilities.

[Swordmaker]

Could they tell if it tasted like chicken to him?

[Ozark Tom]

Tart flavored some are—formic acid.

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks Red Badger. Sounds like he lost a bet. But that's creziness on a whole different, uh, scale...

[trebb]

To which he replied, “Yes, dick.”

[Red Badger]

There were no chickens in the New World at that time, so he had nothing to compare it to!...................

[Red Badger]

Well, at least it wasn’t a gerbil...................

[dsc]

“What kind of wine do you serve with rattlesnake?”

Ripple.

[grwcfl537]

Never eaten alligator./

Deep fry in mostly butter with a lot of long neck Dixie 45s.

[JimRed]

1,500 years, caveman? Somebody’s timing is way off.

[MagnoliaB]

Thank you. I will remember that if the opportunity presents itself.

[Red Badger]

Well, he crapped in a cave.....................