Analysis of caveman’s poo reveals he ate an entire RATTLESNAKE

www.dailystar.co.uk ^ | Published 24th April 2019 | By Michael Moran

[SoCal Pubbie]

What, you don’t think some Indians lived in caves? Maybe he was a homeless Indian.

[blueunicorn6]

I think the caveman took a huge dump and the cold snake crawled into it to try and get warm.

If it was one of my ancestors, the snake would have died almost immediately.

Hillary Clinton wriggles into crap all the time.

[Red Badger]

Well, it was found in a ‘cave’....................

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Human dung from around 1200AD in the 4-Corners area had the complete skeleton of a mouse in it. He probably picked the squirming and squealing mouse up by the tail, and down the hatch.

As an old Mountain Man once said, “Meat’s meat!”

[Red Badger]

They had a form of mescal.................

[Timocrat]

What kind of wine do you serve with rattlesnake?

Asp-i Spumante?

[Buckeye McFrog]

Analysis of caveman’s poo

Wow, they've been hawking Cologuard longer than I thought!

[Bonemaker]

“...re-examined a collection of coprolites – partly-fossilized turds – ..”

Clinton, Warren, Sanders, Biden, etc.

[Red Badger]

Hold my tequila and watch this!..................

[Charles Henrickson]

[Red Badger]

Cheese ain’t supposed to ‘crunch’....................

[blueunicorn6]

Wow. You came up with that recommendation pretty darn quick.

You must be one of those expert wine Somalians or something.

[piasa]

It is a little known fact that Floridaman’s peculiar, seemingly senseless and often dangerously aggressive activities are vestigial rite of passage rituals passed down to him and his brethren from the ancient Timfucua, Appalashitcola and Misosuccee people when after centuries of Jimsonweed use, their shamans lost their marbles for good.

[piasa]

corn squeezins

[Red Badger]

It just happens to be one of my favs.................

[xp38]

ROFL

[blueunicorn6]

I think I ate a rattlesnake once.

It rattled when I ate it.

It was either a rattlesnake or a can of BBs.

[blueunicorn6]

I like Astri Spumoni.

I wouldn’t waste it on some stupid snake.

I’d probably wash the snake down with some Ripple.

I’d call it Rattle Ripple.

(tip of the hat to Redd Foxx)

[Reily]

Tastes like chicken!

[Magnum44]

I have fond memories of doing a demonstration skydive and parachute landing into the Opp Alabama Rattlesnake rodeo back in the mid 1980’s. It was into a high school football stadium and half of the field was rattle snake pens. Out landing zone was the other half.

After a successful jump, I tried one of the venders fried rattlesnake. Just like fried chicken, lol, though maybe a little fatty.