they’re here to serve man’..
they’re here to serve man’..
And don’t ask me how I know. ;)
No. Space is big. I mean REALLY big.
We also are only now starting to understand new means of communication that are generally not detectable to outsiders. Trust me, any advanced alien civilization is not using standard RF (radio frequency) communication. They most likely are using some form of “spooky action at a distance” quantum entanglement based communication or something even more advanced. So the answer to why we can’t hear them is we’re not advanced enough.
Maybe we’re the most intelligent beings in the whole universe and our civilization is the most advanced.
Most days, I don’t want to talk to us, either.
Everyone knows the zoo is on Tralfamadore.
*ping*
Aliens are watching and were going to visit when Hillary became President. When Trump won, the aliens continued to watch and hoped that the special council’s report would cause Trump to leave and be replaced by Hillary. Well now that Trump has won again, the aliens are done with humans!
The only place you will find aliens is at the Mexican border. No self respecting ET would come to this obscure planet in this obscure galaxy with billions and billions of others to choose from.
First report from the science teams sent to observe humans.
1. They eat hot peppers for fun.
2. They play sports that can break their bones and occasionally even kill them, for fun.
3. The developed as a species among animals that were bigger, faster and stronger and still they (humans) dominated.
4. They’re not into space yet in any serious way, but they’re working at it and mostly, just for fun.
The reply from HQ.
Isolate and quarantine!
It’s anything but God. They fall over themselves to explain something so simple.
COMPLETE nonsense. If we’re already in a zoo, why should we have to dance for them to notice us? They’d already have expectations about our intelligence based on what they’re already observing.
On a plate or platter?
Gosh, ETL, what’d you say? LOL.
On a side note, Galactic Zoo would be a good name for my punk band.
Aliens are not ignoring us, they just haven’t determined our exact location. When they do ... well think of it this way:
1) All civilizations must survive, but resources are finite;
2) All civilization must expand;
2a) Technological explosion;
2b) Certainty of suspicion.
All civilizations are predatory;
a civilization is either the predator or the prey;
prey does not survive;
predators who reveal their location do not survive.
We have reveled our location ...
There is earth is a alien reality TV show!
Seriously you think intelligent beings behave this way?
They leave us alone and just watch for the amusement. We are more of a sitcom for them than a zoo.
I rest my case...
If this is the case, humans should increase their efforts to create messages capable of reaching our “keepers,” to demonstrate our intelligence,
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Good idea, but it can only work if Democrats are absolutely prohibited from participating in any way whatsoever!