First report from the science teams sent to observe humans.
1. They eat hot peppers for fun.
2. They play sports that can break their bones and occasionally even kill them, for fun.
3. The developed as a species among animals that were bigger, faster and stronger and still they (humans) dominated.
4. They’re not into space yet in any serious way, but they’re working at it and mostly, just for fun.
The reply from HQ.
Isolate and quarantine!
Lets hope the aliens never receive the radio signals of Rachel Maddow broadcasts.
If they do they will probably annihilate us to permanently rid the universe of insane and dangerous pests.
The reply from HQ.
Isolate and quarantine!
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Isolate and eliminate!