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Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enhancement procedure, reports say
Fox News ^ | 3/6/2019 | Tariq Tahir

Posted on 03/06/2019 12:35:15 PM PST by Beave Meister

A billionaire diamond trader has died during a penis enlargement operation at a posh Parisian clinic, it was reported.

Ehud Arye Laniado died at the age of 65 in the clinic of an unnamed plastic surgeon on the Avenue des Champs-Elysees in the French capital.

According to local media, complications during surgery proved fatal for the Belgian-Israeli dual national and he suffered a heart attack when a substance was injected into his penis.

The billionaire, whose exact fortune is not publicly known, got in trouble with the authorities in 2013.

He faced claim for 4 billion British pounds (approx. $5.2 billion) from the Belgian authorities for tax evasion on diamonds illegally imported from Congo and Angola, Belgian’s GVA reported.

Laniado reportedly prevented a tax evasion trial by agreeing to pay 137.7 pounds.

However, the Belgian customs office suspected him of lying or giving incomplete information about some of the diamonds imported from Angola and Congo and still claimed 4 billion pounds as well as a 1.7 million pounds (approx. $2.2 billion) fine.

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KEYWORDS: belongsintrash; billionaire; british; enhancement; enlargement; france; french; nothanks; qanon; taxes; taxevasion
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To: Beave Meister

65? Seriously? Maybe there’s better use of his time. Oh wait...now there’s none.


61 posted on 03/06/2019 2:02:52 PM PST by fuzzylogic (welfare state = sharing of poor moral choices among everybody)
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To: llevrok

Maybe they misunderstood when he said I need more caulk.


62 posted on 03/06/2019 2:03:50 PM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is what I read in the papers.)
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To: Beave Meister

The bigger they are
The harder they fall


63 posted on 03/06/2019 2:10:43 PM PST by weston (As far s I'm concerned, it's Christ or nothing)
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To: Teacher317
He wasn't ugly, either.

No, he was a very nice looking man. Why he felt he needed to improve on nature is beyond me. Something tells me it was a pouting young woman who threatened to find a younger man. It's too bad that was worth losing his life for, to him.

64 posted on 03/06/2019 2:11:02 PM PST by EinNYC
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To: Cowboy Bob

Meaning of course, that your wealth is from an endowment.....


65 posted on 03/06/2019 2:12:59 PM PST by G Larry (There is no great virtue in bargaining with the Devil)
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To: Jewbacca
You assume he is heterosexual. Given the circumstances, I bet this is an incorrect assumption.

Yes, my heteronormativity is showing...

66 posted on 03/06/2019 2:23:25 PM PST by PGR88
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To: PGR88

Well, we’re dealing with a dude unhealthily obsessed with his penis, at a mature age.

That COULD be a heterosexual, but generally not so much.


67 posted on 03/06/2019 2:29:30 PM PST by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
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To: EinNYC

Something tells me it was a pouting young woman who threatened to find a younger man.

Or, more likely, it interfered with his gay life.

Gays, while they can be gold diggers, are all about looks.


68 posted on 03/06/2019 2:30:55 PM PST by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
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To: Captain Peter Blood

But what’s the point of stealing billions of dollars evading taxes on blood diamonds if you can’t impress 25 year old girls?


69 posted on 03/06/2019 2:36:47 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: pepsi_junkie

True. If she complains, you can just hire a well hung pool boy to shut her up.


70 posted on 03/06/2019 2:37:24 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: jjotto

Live Free or Die Hard.


71 posted on 03/06/2019 2:38:09 PM PST by GreenHornet
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To: Boogieman

Well he could still have had all the girls he wanted, just would not have had a bigger penis. He should have gotten Low T injections, he would have been fine.


72 posted on 03/06/2019 2:39:17 PM PST by Captain Peter Blood
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To: Beave Meister

And they say size doesn’t matter! Sure did for this guy.


73 posted on 03/06/2019 2:51:54 PM PST by LeoTDB69
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To: Beave Meister

I use beer it works fine.


74 posted on 03/06/2019 3:32:38 PM PST by Jolla
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To: Col Frank Slade

Eternal Death?


75 posted on 03/06/2019 4:08:43 PM PST by moovova
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To: Beave Meister

Bet the transplant donor wasn’t Asian.


76 posted on 03/06/2019 4:09:58 PM PST by PAR35
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To: Beave Meister

65 and s Billionaire, if you aren’t getting women your penis isn’t the problem


77 posted on 03/06/2019 4:10:10 PM PST by HamiltonJay
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To: Beave Meister

“It’s twue, it’s twue!”

78 posted on 03/06/2019 4:21:02 PM PST by crusty old prospector
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To: cornfedcowboy

And I thought I had a crummy job. Imagine pumping silicone into old men’s schlongs. He probably has to make sure that it is functional after the procedure. “Nurse, can you bring me the J. C. Penney catalog - the lady’s underwear section.”


79 posted on 03/06/2019 4:26:45 PM PST by crusty old prospector
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To: Sans-Culotte

Billionaires don’t need big penises...


That’s what I was thinking. Especially not 65 year old ones.


80 posted on 03/06/2019 4:29:43 PM PST by lodi90
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