“It’s twue, it’s twue!”
Posted on 03/06/2019 12:35:15 PM PST by Beave Meister
A billionaire diamond trader has died during a penis enlargement operation at a posh Parisian clinic, it was reported.
Ehud Arye Laniado died at the age of 65 in the clinic of an unnamed plastic surgeon on the Avenue des Champs-Elysees in the French capital.
According to local media, complications during surgery proved fatal for the Belgian-Israeli dual national and he suffered a heart attack when a substance was injected into his penis.
The billionaire, whose exact fortune is not publicly known, got in trouble with the authorities in 2013.
He faced claim for 4 billion British pounds (approx. $5.2 billion) from the Belgian authorities for tax evasion on diamonds illegally imported from Congo and Angola, Belgian’s GVA reported.
Laniado reportedly prevented a tax evasion trial by agreeing to pay 137.7 pounds.
However, the Belgian customs office suspected him of lying or giving incomplete information about some of the diamonds imported from Angola and Congo and still claimed 4 billion pounds as well as a 1.7 million pounds (approx. $2.2 billion) fine.
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65? Seriously? Maybe there’s better use of his time. Oh wait...now there’s none.
Maybe they misunderstood when he said I need more caulk.
The bigger they are
The harder they fall
No, he was a very nice looking man. Why he felt he needed to improve on nature is beyond me. Something tells me it was a pouting young woman who threatened to find a younger man. It's too bad that was worth losing his life for, to him.
Meaning of course, that your wealth is from an endowment.....
Yes, my heteronormativity is showing...
Well, we’re dealing with a dude unhealthily obsessed with his penis, at a mature age.
That COULD be a heterosexual, but generally not so much.
Something tells me it was a pouting young woman who threatened to find a younger man.
Or, more likely, it interfered with his gay life.
Gays, while they can be gold diggers, are all about looks.
But what’s the point of stealing billions of dollars evading taxes on blood diamonds if you can’t impress 25 year old girls?
True. If she complains, you can just hire a well hung pool boy to shut her up.
Live Free or Die Hard.
Well he could still have had all the girls he wanted, just would not have had a bigger penis. He should have gotten Low T injections, he would have been fine.
And they say size doesn’t matter! Sure did for this guy.
I use beer it works fine.
Eternal Death?
Bet the transplant donor wasn’t Asian.
65 and s Billionaire, if you aren’t getting women your penis isn’t the problem
“It’s twue, it’s twue!”
And I thought I had a crummy job. Imagine pumping silicone into old men’s schlongs. He probably has to make sure that it is functional after the procedure. “Nurse, can you bring me the J. C. Penney catalog - the lady’s underwear section.”
Billionaires don’t need big penises...
That’s what I was thinking. Especially not 65 year old ones.
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