50,000 year old tiara made of woolly mammoth ivory found in world famous Denisova Cave

Siberian Times ^ | Wednesday, December 12 2018 | reporter

[blueunicorn6]

I wrote that a GOOD plastic tiara would not break.

I mean one of those ninety nine cent ones.

Not one of those cheap dime ones from Vietnam.

[Afterguard]

If I recall correctly that’s exactly what they were, ivory (not pearl). I doubt they were mammoth ivory though.

[bk1000]

“Wouldn’t a woolly mammoth tiara be both hairy and horny?”

The former often begets the latter.

[Tax-chick]

I think it depends on the weight of the brother who steps on the tiara.

[SkyDancer]

No doubt someone from Gillette interpreted that.

[sparklite2]

Patton had a few words about pearl as opposed to ivory.

[blueunicorn6]

This sounds like more royal family squabbling.

“Jimmy stomped on my tiara!”

“Tax-chick broke my scepter!”

Meanwhile, us peons are making due with sturdy plastic tiaras made in an American tiara factory in Hoboken.

[Tax-chick]

Should be okay as long as you turn the light on before you walk down the stairs.

“Did you hear that thump?”
“Nope, didn’t hear a thing.”

[Vaquero]

So I got that going for me…which is nice.

[Yo-Yo]

[neverevergiveup]

“Looks to me like that interpretation is a bit forced.”

I know.. It could be an early guitar capo.

[MileHi]

Try here:

https://www.boonetrading.com/collections/ivory-pistol-grips

[P.O.E.]

Maybe wearing a wooly mammoth tiara was a great hangover cure.

[blueunicorn6]

Well, if you’re leaving your tiaras all over the place, then the rest of us have to keep an eye out,

[jetson]

Could have been primitive sun glasses or protective goggles.

[csvset]

Wooly Sasquatch wearing a tiara

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Some have devolved much more than 200 cc!

[Starboard]

Looks to me like that interpretation is a bit forced.

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That’s how you keep the grant money coming in. Gotta produce something of interest don’t you know. Any ‘artifact’ will do.

[SkyDancer]

Was there a date of manufacture stamped on it?

[BenLurkin]