This sounds like more royal family squabbling.
“Jimmy stomped on my tiara!”
“Tax-chick broke my scepter!”
Meanwhile, us peons are making due with sturdy plastic tiaras made in an American tiara factory in Hoboken.
Should be okay as long as you turn the light on before you walk down the stairs.
“Did you hear that thump?”
“Nope, didn’t hear a thing.”