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1 posted on 12/19/2018 3:24:11 AM PST by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

You described my mother perfectly. She has the attention span of a flea.


2 posted on 12/19/2018 3:26:31 AM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (Until Hillary is in jail, equal justice under the law will not exist in the USA)
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I got the CRS real bad. Its exhausting!

(Cain’t Remember $h!t)


3 posted on 12/19/2018 3:29:38 AM PST by Delta 21
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To: sodpoodle
The dog in the movie Up! - "Squirrel!"

My claim is that my brain works faster than my body is able to keep up with it.

4 posted on 12/19/2018 3:50:29 AM PST by Pecos (Better the one you have with you than the one you left at home.)
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Same here, except I left the hose on the entire day and the wife wants to know why theres water running down the street.


5 posted on 12/19/2018 4:09:41 AM PST by Ikeon (He hate ME)
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Read a little bit...then said...It's gotta be Sod...

Love Ya...Sure does sound familiar.

6 posted on 12/19/2018 4:12:01 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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These days I wonder a lot more about the hereafter. I go into a room and then say to myself, “I wonder what I came in here after?”


7 posted on 12/19/2018 4:20:55 AM PST by HartleyMBaldwin
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Yup. This is a story about me. And the wife comes home and wonders what I did all day. I tell her I was very busy and did a lot of stuff.......even though I never completed any of it.


8 posted on 12/19/2018 4:29:15 AM PST by shelterguy
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This is why I don’t plan to retire. I have enough to do already.


9 posted on 12/19/2018 4:34:15 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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Yeah I’m like this but it’s because I’ve smoked weed all day long for, like, most of my life. Now I’m old, too! Watch out, everybody!!!


10 posted on 12/19/2018 4:38:38 AM PST by Scarlett156 (old)
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What you’ve described isn’t all bad because you are physically in motion the whole time and wind up tired, which is good for your heart and weight control. It shows you have motivation and something to do with your life, even though it’s at home.

This is far better than some I’ve known that do nothing, I mean nothing except get up, watch TV, eat and go to bed. They do absolutely none of the things you mentioned.


11 posted on 12/19/2018 4:38:55 AM PST by redfreedom (.)
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Mine too.


13 posted on 12/19/2018 4:49:26 AM PST by sauropod (Yield to sin, and experience chastening and sorrow; yield to God, and experience joy and blessing.)
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Nailed it!


14 posted on 12/19/2018 5:07:20 AM PST by NonValueAdded (#DeplorableMe #BitterClinger #HillNO! #cishet #MyPresident #MAGA #Winning #covfefe)
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You left the hose running....


16 posted on 12/19/2018 5:24:52 AM PST by 1FreeAmerican
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Thanks. The new label feels good!


17 posted on 12/19/2018 5:31:27 AM PST by familyop ("Welcome to Costco. I love you." - -Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy")
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It used to be called “Being a Chowderhead”


19 posted on 12/19/2018 5:42:43 AM PST by gr8eman (Since God has been banished from our classrooms, Satan has filled the void.)
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I can relate to that but it gets worse...At least when you went outside to water the garden, you didn’t forget why you went outside...And then have to go back inside to get into that ‘frame’ to remember...


25 posted on 12/19/2018 6:34:50 AM PST by Iscool
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I’m not quite there yet. On the rare occasions when I’m home alone I can still get partial tasks done while bouncing between chores until I’ve usually gotten a pretty fair number of them completed (eventually). But I can see becoming a guy with Age-Activated ADD at some point in the not-too-distant future.

Thanks for sharing, Sodpoodle.


28 posted on 12/19/2018 6:44:33 AM PST by Two Kids' Dad (((( "Honest Democrat" is a contradiction in terms ))))
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That’s funny and I’ve done it too...


31 posted on 12/19/2018 6:52:28 AM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZGw2M)
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What?


33 posted on 12/19/2018 7:34:47 AM PST by LeonardFMason
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Guilty. You forgot to add the “wifey” effect. When she breaks my concentration and asks me to drop whatever task(s) I’m currently involved with to take care of some meaningless task (that just can’t wait) for her.

Being an old programmer, I use stacks. My cuurent task gets suspended and placed on the stack while I endeavor to please her. If I complete the task to her satisfaction, I’ll restart my task(s) and resume whatever I was doing. If not, I have to abort everything and start over.

A simple question such as “Have you fed the cat today” can raise the hair on my back and completely break my concentration when I’m busy. If I reply “No!”, all I’ll get is a “What did you say?”. Rather than repeat “NO!” three times and receive the same response, it’s quicker to stop and feed the damn cat. (She says I mumble but I think she really needs a hearing aide badly”.)

It’s not full-blown CRS yet, but I’m getting there.


34 posted on 12/19/2018 8:26:21 AM PST by Texicanus (GOD Bless Texas and the USA)
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