I never call the police and I’m not a progressive.
I don’t anticipate I ever will.
I have never called the police, I am a firm believer in Property owner rights and that Wolves, Coyotes, Buzzards and Crows have to eat too.
I was about to say, after reading number 1, this is an open invitation to steal from progressives, but then I remembered progressives probably have nothing to defend (except their stash). Then I got to the part about them defending corporate private property and I had to laugh at the idea of a progressive owning or being in charge of corporate private property. lol
Don’t forget:
13. Shoot your dog.
14. Roll a dice on shooting yourself. 1 or 2 you lose.
15. Take your meth to the police station to be tested.
I called the cops on a noisy party a few years ago. I later found out a murder had been committed there earlier that night. Yes, blacks. If I had showed up there and started complaining, I might have been killed.
There’s an old saying, “Never invite THE MAN into your life.”
It’s never been truer.
The easiest solution to the problem is disband all police, ICE, and military. Problem solved. Does that make me a hero to PLOT? :-) /*Satire
None of this applies to reacting to those who exhibit conservative or republican tendencies, and most especially, DO call the police if anyone wants a law-abiding firearms owner murdered. Hello, Maryland.
On #4: Saw a cop give a ticket to a driver while the driver was in the parking lot ready to drive into a windshield replacement bay because his windshield was cracked in the drivers vision making it unsafe.
“3. If you observe someone exhibiting behavior that seems odd to you, don’t assume that they are publicly intoxicated. A traumatic brain injury or similar medical episode may be occurring. Ask if they are OK, if they have a medical condition, and if they need assistance”
Yeah,sure,I’m going to walk up to someone hinky and start a conversation
That said,I wouldn’t call the cops either——I would walk away.
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Also: That saying See Something, Say Something goes further one more step. Get Sued.
These ‘people’ need to GTFO of this country.

Once upon a time, I saw highway patrolmen as protectors and promoters of public safety. Now, I see them mostly as revenue agents for the Nanny State. Or Privateers and Highwaymen.
I’ve called police exactly twice in my life. Once was on my own large outdoor party, it had been invaded by a large number of uninvited guests who were actually throwing beer bottles at the house while I was calling them. Long story, never had a big outdoor party again after that. Second time, I was driving home late at night from a bar, through heavy fog. Came upon an abandoned vehicle in the middle of the road on a very dark unlit stretch of road, the driver had hit a pole and the car was obviously totaled, but driver nowhere to be seen. Somebody could have been killed hitting the wreckage. Other than that, I’ve never engaged them and hope to never have to do so. I no longer trust them, sad to say. Yes I’m sure there are good cops but there are just too many bad apples anymore, and I get the sense that the law is no longer on my side as a conservative, on top of that.
I'm good thanks. My Glock provides all the self defense I need.
I agree with about 80%, the rest is a bit loony. I personally have no use for the police based on personal past experience, yet I do understand their necessity and support those who are trying to do the right thing. Corrupt cops should receive no mercy or special consideration.
Until more of us are satisfied that we have a Government that is FOR it’s citizens, many will follow this path.
I love how the left believes they would somehow be better off without cops. If they succeed in eliminating government cops, I’m sure they’ll love the vigilance committees and militias that will replace them. They’ll learn that people with a blasé attitude about others’ property rights don’t do so well in that environment.