Posted on 11/02/2018 5:37:14 AM PDT by Gamecock
(Note: Other sites, banned on FR, report these candles are selling out.)
Former Vice President Joe Biden smells like orange Gatorade.
Well, that's true if a certain "Joe Biden-scented candle" sold at the Delaware History Museum is to be trusted. The candle, which Delaware Online kindly brought to the world's attention, features a very descriptive label:
The Joe Biden-Scented Candle is more than just a candle that vaguely resembles Joe Biden. It's also a friend, a confidante (at least as much as any other inanimate object), and a mentor (if you're trying to be a candle). You'll feel your hope and optimism being restored as you lift the lid and inhale the aroma of Biden’s favorite orange-flavored sports drink.
Yes, Biden affirmed his love of orange Gatorade to US Weekly in 2016 — though his love of Syracuse University's Orange shouldn't be overlooked either. This eau de Biden costs $22 at the Delaware History Museum, but for those who aren't looking to take the Amtrak to Wilmington, Delaware, they're also sold online.
Does the citrus scent seem too sickeningly sweet for your living room? Check out some other choice Biden merchandise in this video from Delmarva Now. Kathryn Krawczyk
a day or so late for “Trick or Treat, smell Joe’s feet” perhaps best go with “Joe Stinks”.
I don’t want to know.
ROFLOL........a genius campaign incentive.
LOL!
Stupidity has a scent?
Who knew?
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It should be DeMINTia. Crazy mint tones with a lingering scent of BenGay and poop.
Another idiocy from the state with a wife beater and a choke head for two Senators and a woman molesting former VP. The lone Representative is totally unknown.
Too bad what passes for a Republican Party only nominates designated losers and sure bet winners. Anybody else and they’ll turn on you in a NY minute.
“Joe Biden scented???”
What are they calling it, “Essence Of Old Bolshevik???”
“Eau de Commiecrat???”
“Fleur de Toilet???”
What the heck...
Creepy-Grabby Joe Biden
Old Man Smell and stale beer?
Not sure I want a Biden scented candle;
Vice President Joe Biden Being Biden: Veep Gives Shout Out to “Butt Buddy”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io5ulHvLAkU
Smells like Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups...
Just the thought of that sounds nasty....”Perverted Peony”?? “Touchy Tulip”??
Rogaine and shotgun shells?
Does it have a “cobra” scent? Cobra! Cobra!!!
It stinks.
smells like dirty old man?
Obviously a phallic relic from a fertility cult.
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