Posted on 11/02/2018 5:37:14 AM PDT by Gamecock
(Note: Other sites, banned on FR, report these candles are selling out.)
Former Vice President Joe Biden smells like orange Gatorade.
Well, that's true if a certain "Joe Biden-scented candle" sold at the Delaware History Museum is to be trusted. The candle, which Delaware Online kindly brought to the world's attention, features a very descriptive label:
The Joe Biden-Scented Candle is more than just a candle that vaguely resembles Joe Biden. It's also a friend, a confidante (at least as much as any other inanimate object), and a mentor (if you're trying to be a candle). You'll feel your hope and optimism being restored as you lift the lid and inhale the aroma of Biden’s favorite orange-flavored sports drink.
Yes, Biden affirmed his love of orange Gatorade to US Weekly in 2016 — though his love of Syracuse University's Orange shouldn't be overlooked either. This eau de Biden costs $22 at the Delaware History Museum, but for those who aren't looking to take the Amtrak to Wilmington, Delaware, they're also sold online.
Does the citrus scent seem too sickeningly sweet for your living room? Check out some other choice Biden merchandise in this video from Delmarva Now. Kathryn Krawczyk
The Hillary candle smells like cabbage, urine and farts.
Cinnamon, jasmine, with just a hint of molestation. Makes the whole room feel like your personal space has been invaded.
Smells like a swimming pool?
The name of the scent is “Ancient Groping”
“Eeeeeeeewwwwww...”
I’ll bet it smells like clammy hands...
Is ‘orange Gatorade’ a euphemism for stale fart? What else should we expect of a scent from that old fart.
The scent of Uncle Creepy. No thanks.
The democrat candle smell like fear.
The democrat candle smells like fear.
Im surprised, I would have thought shotshells and desperation.
I read that in Dothraki
Old man funk.
Nothing. I don’t believe wax will survive weather, erosion, and geology... maybe if you drop one in Antarctica for preservation but why...
What would archeologists think of most of our cultural artifacts? >.<
Biden scent? GROSS
I don’t think this will sell very well, I don’t know anyone that likes the smell of an Andy Gump portable toilet.
Smells like ear wax and pedophilia.
"Joe Biden-scented candle" sold at the Delaware History Museum features a very descriptive label:
The Joe Biden-Scented Candle is more than just a candle that vaguely resembles Joe Biden. It's also a friend, a confidante
(at least as much as any other inanimate object), and a mentor (if you're trying to be a candle).
You'll feel your hope and optimism being restored as you lift the lid and inhale the aroma of Biden’s favorite orange-flavored sports drink.
He's got his own candle......nothing left but to elect Biden president (smirk).
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