1 posted on
09/07/2018 10:21:22 AM PDT by
Gamecock
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3 posted on
09/07/2018 10:23:21 AM PDT by
Gamecock
(In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
To: Gamecock
4 posted on
09/07/2018 10:23:30 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Gamecock
A naked man opened the front door, said, “I’m sorry” and closed the door. Just another day in Niceville.
6 posted on
09/07/2018 10:24:07 AM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(The MSM is in the business of creating a fake version of reality for political reasons.)
To: Gamecock
Why drag Big George into this. This nut would have done the same with an Easy Bake Oven.
7 posted on
09/07/2018 10:24:58 AM PDT by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(Wisdom and education are different things. Don't confuse them.)
To: Gamecock
Weenie roast? 🌭🍘
8 posted on
09/07/2018 10:24:58 AM PDT by
rktman
(Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
To: Gamecock
This is one of the best Fridays we’ve had in a while.
9 posted on
09/07/2018 10:24:58 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Gamecock
Never change, Florida Man. I so appreciate your zany antics in the news all the time.
To: Gamecock
The man admitted to drinking two liters of vodka and smoking marijuana starting around 9 a.m. that morning. Hmm...well, yes, I suppose that will lead you to burn the cookies all right...
To: Gamecock
I wonder what kind of cookies he was trying to bake?
13 posted on
09/07/2018 10:27:29 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Gamecock
This thread should be good...after people stop laughing. ;)
14 posted on
09/07/2018 10:28:08 AM PDT by
kalee
To: Gamecock
“The man admitted to drinking two liters of vodka and smoking marijuana starting around 9 a.m. that morning.”
Yep, that’ll do it.
15 posted on
09/07/2018 10:29:38 AM PDT by
V_TWIN
(oks like)
To: Gamecock
“I’m sorry.”
What exactly was he apologizing for? The cookies weren’t done?
16 posted on
09/07/2018 10:30:35 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Gamecock
If he kept a closet full of Doritos this wouldn’t happen.
21 posted on
09/07/2018 10:35:05 AM PDT by
Moonman62
(Give a man a fish and he'll be a Democrat. Teach a man to fish and he'll be a responsible citizen.)
To: Gamecock
The fire department investigated this?
Rick Roastit, Fire Department Investigator!
“The cause of this fire was.....too many chocolate chips!”
22 posted on
09/07/2018 10:35:59 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Gamecock
My cookie recipe says to bake at 375 for 12-14 minutes in the oven. Wonder how long it takes on the George Foreman grill? And, do I have to rotate the cookies to get those nice grill marks on them? I’m feeling like a little experimenting is in order. Guess I should keep my fire extinguisher handy.
25 posted on
09/07/2018 10:38:07 AM PDT by
Purdue77
(Okay, I'm too cheap to afford a tag line.)
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26 posted on
09/07/2018 10:38:52 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Gamecock
The Pillsbury Dough Boy says,
“Never leave your cookies unattended! Only you can prevent a cookie fire!”
27 posted on
09/07/2018 10:39:05 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Gamecock
He burned his cookies?
He’s lucky his Ding Dong didn’t get toasted.
28 posted on
09/07/2018 10:40:26 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Gamecock
two liters of vodka And he lived?
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