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Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill in Niceville
The Ledger ^
| Sep 6, 2018
Posted on 09/07/2018 10:21:22 AM PDT by Gamecock
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To: Gamecock
If he kept a closet full of Doritos this wouldn’t happen.
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posted on
09/07/2018 10:35:05 AM PDT
by
Moonman62
(Give a man a fish and he'll be a Democrat. Teach a man to fish and he'll be a responsible citizen.)
To: Gamecock
The fire department investigated this?
Rick Roastit, Fire Department Investigator!
“The cause of this fire was.....too many chocolate chips!”
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posted on
09/07/2018 10:35:59 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: SamAdams76
” this guy had 44 drinks in his system. Is it even possible to survive with that much alcohol in your system?”
Ya gotta pace yourself. ;)
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posted on
09/07/2018 10:36:35 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(oks like)
To: blueunicorn6
I heard this guy was related to Fire Marshal Bill.
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posted on
09/07/2018 10:37:53 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(oks like)
To: Gamecock
My cookie recipe says to bake at 375 for 12-14 minutes in the oven. Wonder how long it takes on the George Foreman grill? And, do I have to rotate the cookies to get those nice grill marks on them? I’m feeling like a little experimenting is in order. Guess I should keep my fire extinguisher handy.
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posted on
09/07/2018 10:38:07 AM PDT
by
Purdue77
(Okay, I'm too cheap to afford a tag line.)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
09/07/2018 10:38:52 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Gamecock
The Pillsbury Dough Boy says,
“Never leave your cookies unattended! Only you can prevent a cookie fire!”
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posted on
09/07/2018 10:39:05 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Gamecock
He burned his cookies?
He’s lucky his Ding Dong didn’t get toasted.
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posted on
09/07/2018 10:40:26 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Gamecock
two liters of vodka And he lived?
To: Gamecock
I hate it when that happens.................Niceville is about 12 miles from here...............
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posted on
09/07/2018 10:41:37 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(July 2018 - the month the world learns the TRUTH......Q Anon.......Timelines change. Aug 16)
To: blueunicorn6
A batch of flaming wolf spider cookies? Lol!
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posted on
09/07/2018 10:45:44 AM PDT
by
Sweating_Bullets
(You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.)
To: Gamecock
How many more of these morons are there in states that have legalized marijuana?
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posted on
09/07/2018 10:48:02 AM PDT
by
Kazan
To: Sweating_Bullets
Great Flaming Wolf Spiders!
That explains everything.
Most bad things can be traced back to Flaming Wolf Spiders.
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posted on
09/07/2018 10:49:43 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Gamecock
“Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill in Niceville” That’s almost as good a headline as “Headless Body in Topless Bar”!
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posted on
09/07/2018 10:53:42 AM PDT
by
mozarky2
(Ya never stand so tall as when ya stoop to stomp a statist...)
To: Gamecock
Never fry bacon naked. Just sayin...
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posted on
09/07/2018 10:54:35 AM PDT
by
Noumenon
(When all liberals have is a hammer, every problem is a nail in YOUR coffin.)
To: Gamecock
It reminds me the time I tried to warm some crispy tortillas in the regular toaster. Not a good idea. I didn't realize crispy tortillas are loaded with oil and burn like a Tiki torch! Don't try this at home, kids!
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posted on
09/07/2018 10:56:33 AM PDT
by
Governor Dinwiddie
("Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above.")
To: Gamecock
Idiocy coupled with mental instability....schweet recipe, yo!
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posted on
09/07/2018 11:00:42 AM PDT
by
cranked
To: Gamecock
Karl Denninger lives in Niceville.
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posted on
09/07/2018 11:01:09 AM PDT
by
Revel
To: Gamecock
“the [naked] man allegedly tried baking cookies on a George Foreman grill — which he left unattended. The grill and cookies caught fire, so he put dry towels on top of the grill. Those caught fire, too”
He probably used his bath towel.
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posted on
09/07/2018 11:05:55 AM PDT
by
ETL
(Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Iran Deal, Nukes: Click ETL)
To: Gamecock
Only GAME-COCK would post this story.... (Humor intended)
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