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Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill in Niceville
The Ledger ^ | Sep 6, 2018

Posted on 09/07/2018 10:21:22 AM PDT by Gamecock

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1 posted on 09/07/2018 10:21:22 AM PDT by Gamecock
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To: Gamecock

Meth is a helluva drug


2 posted on 09/07/2018 10:22:46 AM PDT by Trump.Deplorable
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3 posted on 09/07/2018 10:23:21 AM PDT by Gamecock (In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
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Awesome headline


4 posted on 09/07/2018 10:23:30 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Trump.Deplorable

Geez he’s lucky to be alive.


5 posted on 09/07/2018 10:24:04 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: Gamecock
A naked man opened the front door, said, “I’m sorry” and closed the door.

Just another day in Niceville.

6 posted on 09/07/2018 10:24:07 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The MSM is in the business of creating a fake version of reality for political reasons.)
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To: Gamecock

Why drag Big George into this. This nut would have done the same with an Easy Bake Oven.


7 posted on 09/07/2018 10:24:58 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Wisdom and education are different things. Don't confuse them.)
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To: Gamecock
Weenie roast? 🌭🍘
8 posted on 09/07/2018 10:24:58 AM PDT by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: Gamecock

This is one of the best Fridays we’ve had in a while.


9 posted on 09/07/2018 10:24:58 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Gamecock

Never change, Florida Man. I so appreciate your zany antics in the news all the time.


10 posted on 09/07/2018 10:25:10 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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no kidding - all he add to do was add THE END and he would have a short story


11 posted on 09/07/2018 10:25:30 AM PDT by Jolla
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The man admitted to drinking two liters of vodka and smoking marijuana starting around 9 a.m. that morning.

Hmm...well, yes, I suppose that will lead you to burn the cookies all right...

12 posted on 09/07/2018 10:27:16 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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I wonder what kind of cookies he was trying to bake?


13 posted on 09/07/2018 10:27:29 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Gamecock

This thread should be good...after people stop laughing. ;)


14 posted on 09/07/2018 10:28:08 AM PDT by kalee
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“The man admitted to drinking two liters of vodka and smoking marijuana starting around 9 a.m. that morning.”

Yep, that’ll do it.


15 posted on 09/07/2018 10:29:38 AM PDT by V_TWIN (oks like)
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“I’m sorry.”

What exactly was he apologizing for? The cookies weren’t done?


16 posted on 09/07/2018 10:30:35 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Dilbert San Diego

Yes, he is very fortunate. Hopefully he will take this as a warning about substance abuse.


17 posted on 09/07/2018 10:31:18 AM PDT by V_TWIN (oks like)
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To: Trump.Deplorable
Two liters of vodka.

Assuming 1.5 ounces is a standard drink, this guy had 44 drinks in his system. Is it even possible to survive with that much alcohol in your system?

18 posted on 09/07/2018 10:31:33 AM PDT by SamAdams76 ( If you are offended by what I have to say here then you can blame your parents for raising a wuss)
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Delores O’Riordan says ... “No”.


19 posted on 09/07/2018 10:33:48 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The MSM is in the business of creating a fake version of reality for political reasons.)
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To: BenLurkin

Lol, yes. A Florida Man classic.


20 posted on 09/07/2018 10:34:41 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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