Posted on 07/29/2018 9:41:29 PM PDT by vannrox
Scientists from the University of Oxford have discovered that women with larger than average butts are not only increasingly intelligent but also very resistant to chronic illnesses, exciting right?
According to ABC News, the results found that women with bigger backsides tend to have lower levels of cholesterol and are more likely to produce hormones to metabolize sugar.
As is turns out, big butts are now proven to do more than just please the eye. This new study shows that women with big butts are less likely to have diabetes or heart problems.
And having a big butt requires an excess of Omega 3 fats, which have been proven to catalyze brain development.
The ABC News reports Professor Konstantinos Manolopouloss statement, the leader of the study, Professor Konstantinos Manolopoulos, who leads the team at the University of Oxford, says that women with more fat on the buttocks have lower levels of cholesterol and glucose.
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Dont know about her questionable I.Q, but her fashion sense was always in the tank
It’s so comforting to know that “scientists” have nothing else better to do (like curing cancer, for instance) than making fat-assed women feel better about their butt size.
Did you HAVE to?
Yep. I somehow doubt this study. Asian chicks tend to be more slender and not have huge fat asses yet on IQ tests tend to outperform others.
Which is Greek for "always has his hands all over you"
Uh huh, and being fat helps protect you from disease all those famines we suffer from..
The Kardashians sponsored this study.
That's called studying! That takes effort.
To get a big but, just eat and no exercise.
I’m not crazy about much rock music, but Queen is one that I enjoy. They were very inventive.
I’m really, really smart!
Lucky man you are.
Same here.
I’ve never seen that. That was great!
Thanks for sharing.
Paging Sir Mix-a-lot...
Can’t remember which one (I read about 20) but an Elmore Leonard novel had a black character say “What up with so many black gals have those high, fat asses. I mean, whatup with that?”
Other guy said “In Africa the women evolved in times when droughts could kill all the children when there wasn’t enough water in the women’s bodies to give milk. The ones who evolved to store a lot of fat in their asses had water stored in the fat for drought periods and they survived and the offspring survived with their genes got passed on.”
When Frank Sinatra was really young and skinny they were filming The Kissing Bandit (1949) and the staff said his extremely small rear end looked weird on film and so they had a costume guy design a padded rear end to wear under his pants. The costume guy yelled out “You know I can design one to put in his crotch , too.” Sinatra went nuts and three guys held him, laughing hysterically all the while.
Gads, Rosie O’ Donnell will live to 117.
LOL!
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