[rickmichaels]

[Paladin2]

Soy lattes?

[Brilliant]

So the “researchers” are playing the stereotype game.

[jospehm20]

Lattes are pretty gay.

[JimRed]

...researchers say it's because they're open-minded

They are so open minded their brains have fallen out!

[McGavin999]

I think it’s because conservatives like the clean, bold taste of coffee and liberals need that watered down

[beethovenfan]

“Open minded” as in empty-headed.

[FrankR]

They’re not “open” minded, they’re “lemming” minded...they do what their liberal cohorts do, just to “fit in”.

They’re “fad junkies”, the group in high school that all dressed alike (to be different), and sat together in the lunch room.

Lemmings.

[Behind the Blue Wall]

I’ll confess I do enjoy a good cappuccino . . .

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Yes, liberals are very open minded...

...so open minded that their brains dribble out of their ears, and fall to the floor in a puddle, leaving them brainless. In their diminished state, they then vote Dhimmicraptic (or NDP and Lieberal, if in Kanaduh).

[M Kehoe]

If you are too open minded, your brains will fall out.

5.56mm

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Here is your basic latte recipe, careful it's so exotic!

1. Take a glass and fill it halfway with milk.
    
2. Fill the rest of the glass with coffee.

Be sure to give an exotic name to your glass, e.g. "would you like a grande latte?" instead of "would you like a glass of coffee and milk?"

[Jim Robinson]

o·pen-mind·ed ˈˌōpən ˈˌmīndid/Submit adjective willing to consider new ideas; unprejudiced.
synonyms: unbiased, unprejudiced, nonpartisan, neutral, nonjudgmental, nondiscriminatory.

Liberals are unbiased, unprejudiced, nonpartisan, neutral, nonjudgmental, nondiscriminatory?

[NobleFree]

liberals drink lattes more so than conservatives because they are more open to globalization

Sissy drinks for sissies.

[lefty-lie-spy]

I drink my coffee black, whether hot or cold. I’m conserving resources by not drinking poofy coffee.

[DesertRhino]

Milk sops

[ssaftler]

Well, latte-da! Or, to be more precise, latte-f’in-da!

[RayChuang88]

Sorry, I prefer my coffee black with a good creamer and a little sugar. Mostly because it’s cheap (a good latte will set you back $5 or higher!).

[pepsi_junkie]

Leftist researchers find something that leftists do more than conservatives and make up some unsubstantiated reason why it's because they and their friends are better people.

Ho hum, same story, different details.

[Jumper]

It is psychosomatic simply because a baby would drink a mother’s milk if it were not for 60M abortions; a reflex response for supporting the death of babies, so they unconsciously want milk to comfort themselves. Of course I could be wrong and liberals who do not want the death penalty for murders may really just be hands on killers of babies themselves or think that all human life is not worthwhile, e.g., a baby or a conservative.

[olezip]

Researchers from University of Pennsylvania found that liberals drink lattes more so than conservatives because they are more open to globalization, whereas right-leaning people tend to take an 'America first' nationalistic attitude and shy away from 'foreign products' of all kinds.

This finding is utter nonsense! People open to globalization must consider themselves being among the elite in such a totalitarian environment that features oppressive taxes, the culture of death, and lack of freedom.

Most of them will be the ruled, not the rulers.