Posted on 05/23/2018 12:09:43 PM PDT by ransomnote
CLEARWATER BEACH, Fla. —
Clearwater Beach Police say a Florida man climbed on top of playground equipment and yelled a vulgar explanation of where babies come from as children played.
We live in a society so depraved, that if you saw him on your front sidewalk and simply shot him on sight, they would still want you to explain why you did.
A face only a mother could love.
He looks like he wouldn’t know whether he was born or hatched.
I wonder how many children he has.
I wonder if he even knows.
Now lets give the fellow a break here.
His method may serve a purpose. He may be so effective in his explanation of how reproduction works that he’s scarring the chill’ren from having sex till they’re 35 years old.
what an animal
He looks like he wouldn’t know whether he was born or hatched.
Or was shatted out the ass of an AIDS infected baboon.
Yeah, I find it hard to believe that there’s a better way than this guy passionately explaining the subject.
BTW, I’d love to see the body cam footage.
what an animal
But but but ... what about his "spark of divinity"?
Once again, Clearwater has gone 0 days without embarrassing itself.
Just when you think Florida can’t get any lower. Another day, another record.
8 year old Jimmy:
“Mommy, daddy, where do I come from”
After much hemming and hawing they try to go through the basics.
After a bit they pause and say
“Do you understand Jimmy AND why do you ask”
“Well Joe the new kid is from New Jersey and I was wondering was I was from”
Best name in the video: VeronnaTronnaLaffyTaffy
It has to be a contest in the hood. Who can make up the most ridiculous name.
You’d get it bit off.
OK. Let’s make sure he can’t make any babies.
I'm so confused now.
I always thought drug-addled, nitwitted, stupid son of a bitch was sufficient for someone like this, but...I don't know nowadays.
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