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1 posted on 05/11/2018 1:20:14 PM PDT by Gamecock
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Whittling away at the fringe benefits of being a cop.


2 posted on 05/11/2018 1:20:41 PM PDT by Gamecock (In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
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Only in Florid...wait, what?


3 posted on 05/11/2018 1:21:29 PM PDT by MrEdd (Caveat Emptor)
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Next they ban drinking the Beer you confiscated from young people


4 posted on 05/11/2018 1:22:15 PM PDT by butlerweave
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“was that wrong?” G. Costanza


5 posted on 05/11/2018 1:22:43 PM PDT by o-n-money (We should rename California to Newer Mexico.)
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6 posted on 05/11/2018 1:23:58 PM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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“Consensual” doesnt seem to mean “no pressure.”


7 posted on 05/11/2018 1:28:33 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine ("Married with children.")
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Damn! Now all that time in the academy’s gonna go to waste, plus I have to train for a new career!


8 posted on 05/11/2018 1:29:05 PM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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Less and less incentive to become a cop 👮‍♀️? /s
9 posted on 05/11/2018 1:29:25 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicans aren't born, they're excreted." -Marcus Tillius Cicero (3 BCE))
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License and registration, meow...


10 posted on 05/11/2018 1:29:30 PM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you)
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Well . . . I’m glad they clarified that one.


11 posted on 05/11/2018 1:32:24 PM PDT by Arm_Bears (Hey, Rocky--Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!)
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Punchline to Blond joke: “Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!”
13 posted on 05/11/2018 1:33:45 PM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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What?

This is an outrage!

Of course, it depends on the definition of “sex,” now, doesn’t it?


14 posted on 05/11/2018 1:34:20 PM PDT by karnage
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Officer Costanza asks if that was wrong.


15 posted on 05/11/2018 1:34:47 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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Well, there goes the plot to at least 1 out of 10 porn videos.


16 posted on 05/11/2018 1:35:20 PM PDT by Lazamataz (What America needs is more Hogg control.)
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How about like anytime a cop is on duty and you are not their spouse?


18 posted on 05/11/2018 1:40:01 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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Improving race relations one sex assault at a time.


19 posted on 05/11/2018 1:41:15 PM PDT by Unassuaged (I have shocking data relevant to the conversation!)
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"You're not in Kansas anymore", said the Missouri State Trooper.

20 posted on 05/11/2018 1:46:22 PM PDT by Songcraft ("Pray without ceasing." 1 Thessalonians 5:17)
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You mean up until now it was “If this cruiser’s rockin’ then don’t come knockin’!”...?


21 posted on 05/11/2018 1:46:34 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
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You need a law for that???


22 posted on 05/11/2018 1:47:38 PM PDT by Don Corleone (TA)
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Next, they’ll say it’s illegal to shot unarmed youths. /s


23 posted on 05/11/2018 1:48:21 PM PDT by JoSixChip (He is Batman!)
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