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Woman allegedly broke in, drew a bath and helped herself to Cheetos
KXAN ^
| Apr 18, 2018
Posted on 04/20/2018 7:51:03 AM PDT by Gamecock
MONROE, La. (KARD) - A Louisiana woman returned home to find a stranger taking a bath and eating her Cheetos Tuesday night, according to a police report.
Evelyn Washington, 29, is in the Ouachita Correctional Center, charged with simple burglary and criminal damage to property.
According to a police report from Monroe Police, a woman discovered Washington had broken into her home on Church Street, made herself comfortable, and helped herself to a snack Tuesday night.
The arrest report says Washington claims that an unknown man told her to break into the house. Both the suspect and victim say they do not know each other.
The arrest report does confirm the presence of "half eaten cheetos" next to the tub where Washington was found.
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posted on
04/20/2018 7:51:03 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
To: Gamecock
Take my word for it and don't go to the page.
She is very, very guilty.
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posted on
04/20/2018 7:52:27 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
(In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
To: Gamecock
thought it might have been Glenn Beck for a minute
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posted on
04/20/2018 7:52:45 AM PDT
by
Pollard
(If you don't understand what I typed, you haven't read the classics.)
To: Gamecock
You would think the former Worst Lady, the moocher, would have better things to do. How embarrassing.
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posted on
04/20/2018 7:53:26 AM PDT
by
hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
To: Gamecock
I have never thought of the tub as a good place to eat Cheetos, but it makes sense. It makes it easy to get that orange dust off your hands.
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posted on
04/20/2018 7:53:30 AM PDT
by
Southside_Chicago_Republican
(If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
To: Gamecock
A meth binge will leave one ravenous and dehydrated, so being in a bathtub makes perfect sense.
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posted on
04/20/2018 7:56:08 AM PDT
by
GnuThere
To: Gamecock
Undocumented houseguest.
The homeowner should have provided free medical care and education for her kids.
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posted on
04/20/2018 7:58:10 AM PDT
by
Lurkinanloomin
(Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here of Citizen Parents__Know Islam, No Peace - No Islam, Know Peace)
To: Gamecock
“Half eaten Cheetos”
The calories don’t count if you only eat the top half.
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posted on
04/20/2018 8:04:00 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Lurkinanloomin
The homeowner should have provided free medical care and education for her kids.Give them time, they might force her to do exactly that.
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posted on
04/20/2018 8:04:12 AM PDT
by
Mark17
(Genesis chapter 1 verse 1. In the beginning GOD....And the rest, as they say, is HIS-story)
To: Gamecock
Woman allegedly broke in, drew a bath and helped herself to Cheetos Maybe she is a starving artist?
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posted on
04/20/2018 8:04:30 AM PDT
by
Cowboy Bob
("Other People's Money" = The life blood of Liberalism)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
04/20/2018 8:08:59 AM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say)
To: Cowboy Bob
Woman allegedly broke in, drew a bath and helped herself to Cheetos Maybe she is a starving artist?
Maybe drawing curtains was too hard for her.
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posted on
04/20/2018 8:12:47 AM PDT
by
Disambiguator
(Keepin' it analog.)
To: Puppage
Cheetos aren’t good for smooth skin like that.
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posted on
04/20/2018 8:18:20 AM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
(In God We Trust, In Trump We MAGA)
To: Puppage
Read about this yesterday. She looks much older than 29.
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posted on
04/20/2018 8:20:21 AM PDT
by
BBell
(calm down and eat your sandwiches)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
04/20/2018 8:24:06 AM PDT
by
bgill
(CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
To: Southside_Chicago_Republican
I have never thought of the tub as a good place to eat Cheetos, but it makes sense. It makes it easy to get that orange dust off your hands.Apparently, the tub is better suited for eating Fruit Loops, as shown by YouTube star Glozell - who, you may recall, famously got to interview Obama when he was president.
Glozell: Fruit Loops Challenge
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posted on
04/20/2018 8:40:02 AM PDT
by
Maceman
(We need a temporary ban on Muslims just until churches and synagogues can be built in Mecca.)
To: Gamecock
Idea stolen from a Toby Keith video.
To: hal ogen
We ALL know she’s a democrat, right?
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posted on
04/20/2018 9:07:17 AM PDT
by
GOPJ
( "Universities are becoming laughing stocks of intolerance." - Harvard professor Steven Pinker)
To: bgill
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posted on
04/20/2018 9:07:27 AM PDT
by
Bob434
To: Bob434
I love Cheesy Poofs.
You love Cheesy Poofs.
If we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs,
We'd be LAME!
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posted on
04/20/2018 9:09:14 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
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