Augusta woman arrested for trying to rip off boyfriend's genitals

WIS TV ^ | February 16th 2018 | Bryan Randall

[aomagrat]

AUGUSTA, GA (WFXG) -

An Augusta woman was arrested Sunday night for reportedly attempting to tear off her boyfriend's genitals.

At around 8:16 p.m. on Feb. 11, deputies responded to a home on Alden Drive for reports of a domestic situation. Deputies spoke with the victim, who told them that while he and his girlfriend, forty-seven-year-old Melinda Dillashaw were sitting around the house, he told her to start cleaning the house, which he says was fully covered in animal feces. He says that angered Dillashaw and she started a verbal altercation, which turned physical when she grabbed him by the genitals and attempted to rip them off.

[aomagrat]

Good thing he didn't tell her to make him a sammich.

[Morpheus2009]

Why? Was he cheating ? What is up with women doing genital mutilation? It should rightfully be called the female equivalent of being a rapist.

[moovova]

Something tells me he just should've known better.

[FirstFlaBn]

Or - as the old joke goes - “now jerk it off.”

[dfwgator]

If I were the boyfriend and knew I’d be stuck with her for the rest of my life, I just might have ripped them off myself.

[Delta 21]

Courtesy PING.

[BobL]

Funny, I would NOTICE if someone was trying to steal my genitals.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Melinda, they don’t have tear-off perforations, you silly woman. You need to ring Lorena and get some tips on how to do this right.

[RegulatorCountry]

Looks like an Ewok with emotional problems.

[Dr. Sivana]

Reminds me of Deuteronomy 25:11-12 (Douay-Rheims)

[11] If two men have words together, and one begin to fight against the other, and the other's wife willing to deliver her husband out of the hand of the stronger, shall put forth her hand, and take him by the secrets,
[12] Thou shalt cut off her hand, neither shalt thou be moved with any pity in her regard.

Some things just shouldn't be messed with.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

Looks like a meth user.

[VietVet876]

Needs a guy who will enjoy sharing life ensconced in Animal Feces. An E-Harmony natural.

[lee martell]

So who let the dogs out?

[Gamecock]

By any chance did she threaten to feed the genitals to a wolf?

[IronJack]

Maybe she had grown attached to the animal feces.

[familyop]

If she wanted to have fewer kids than the neighbors, she should have attacked herself.

[null and void]

He was trying to mess with her sh!t...

[pax_et_bonum]

...start cleaning the house, which he says was fully covered in animal feces.

Dang.

[dsrtsage]

“f I were the boyfriend and knew I’d be stuck with her for the rest of my life, I just might have ripped them off myself.”

I think it would be helpful for him to tear his eyeballs from their sockets first

[Enterprise]

"Augusta woman arrested for trying to rip off boyfriend's genitals"

It would take balls to do that.