Rape is OK if you're on List "A". Don't sweat Harvey's Fling, it's a New York Thing.(vanity)

Vanity ^ | 10/12/17 | Self/Vanity

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

C'mon, all you creative Freeper wordsmiths. Time for collaborative songwriting.

There's a song just BEGGING to be written here. Add a few more rhyming lines, decide on the refrain, and then someone pick an existing tune that goes with it.

Highlight Hillary's and SNL's silence, and their NY connection to Weinstein.

[neverevergiveup]

You can’t always get what you want..
You can’t always get what you want..
But if you try sometime, you just might find,
You’ll get what you need, if you do Harvey..

[GoldenPup]

There once was a pervert named Harvey

Who thought that his “package” was marvey.

He’d have a small fling,

Thought it didn’t mean a thing.

But the girls all thought him quite barfy.

[LRoggy]

Hope you don’t blanch at this Jim . . . (reader’s warning, if the references offend, sorry, but I think this fits the request pretty well.

To Simon and Garfunkel’s Feelin’ Groovy . . .

Slow down, you grope too fast
You’ve got to make the movie first
Kicking down the glass ceiling
Looking for tongue and groping p***y
Ba da da da da da da, groping p***y

Hello slave girl, whatcha blowing
I’ve come to watch your moisture flowing
We ain’t got no time to eat
Looking for tongue and groping p***y
Ba da da da da da da, groping p***y

I got no roles for you
My promises are asleep
I’m sated and toweled down and ready to sleep
See you in the morning to go balls deep
I don’t love you
Just groping p***y

***

Here’s the real lyrics:

“The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin’ Groovy)”

Slow down, you move too fast
You got to make the morning last
Just kicking down the cobblestones
Looking for fun and feelin’ groovy
Ba da da da da da da, feelin’ groovy

Hello, lamppost, what’cha knowin’?
I’ve come to watch your flowers growin’
Ain’t’cha got no rhymes for me?
Doot-in doo-doo, feelin’ groovy
Ba da da da da da da, feelin’ groovy

I got no deeds to do
No promises to keep
I’m dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep
Let the morning time drop all its petals on me
Life, I love you
All is groovy

[PhiloBedo]

Ping FR; doug from upland

[morphing libertarian]

I’m thinking April Showers or Harvey Showers

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

Har!

Though I was looking for something targeted at Harvey's silent buddies, rather than at the perv himself. I'm sure the world will write plenty of songs about the latter, but will be mum on the former.

[LRoggy]

You don’t think that song can also cover Bill, Hillary, etc.? Just use your imagination . . . :)

[doug from upland]

New computer, no longer have WINDOWS MOVIE MAKER, and it hasn’t been replaced yet. Or it’d probably do one.

[llevrok]

needs new words to “I am the Walrus”