White people, here are 10 requests from a Black Lives Matter leader

Leoweekly ^ | 8/22/17 | Cha Ney Ney Helms

[NorthMountain]

Satire is dead. These foul folk are real. I’ll burn it to the ground and sow the earth with salt, before giving anything to them. I’d call them scum, but that’s insulting to actual scum.

[equaviator]

“It’s Whitey’s fault for makin’ us wannit so bad”

[Teacher317]

Black People, if you would stay in school until you graduate, not have children until after marriage, and stay with a job (any job) for more than 5 years, you would have a 93% chance of escaping that generational poverty that you decry.

Black people, if you would stop committing violent crimes at a rate many times higher than that of non-white Americans, you would have much less risk of destroying your family's future by being behind bars for years.

Black people, if you would stop allowing people to influence you into seeing every issue as a factor of the melanin content in your skin, you'd be better able to focus on rational discourse.

Black people, if you would stop looking at other to give you things that you haven't earned, and start looking at ways to work hard and earn the kind of lifestyle that you admire (that many people of every color frequently earn by working hard), you are far more likely to not need to try to beg/convince/coerce others to "give" you what you haven't earned.

Black people, if you would stop honoring and popularizing violence against women, drug-fueled lifestyles, multiple conceptions by multiple women, and taking things that haven't been earned, you'd be far more likely to grow as a culture.

Black people, if you would stop disdaining and insulting those who work hard and study hard as "acting white", then more black people might feel encouraged to get that lifestyle that you're hoping to take, unearned, form others.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

At least they’ve dropped the mask and have gone full genocidal Communist for all the world to see.

[W.]

All the answers are gfy! Heh!

[W.]

Obviously, she didn’t learn how to spell!

[redhead]

Guess they never heard of actually working for a living, like the rest of us.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Is this satire or parody?

You are being baited.

[Songcraft]

And --- 10.5 --- White people, if one of us BLMers needs a heart transplant, immediately check in to your nearest hospital, and have them remove your heart, rush it to the nearest organ bank, and leave instructions for them to notify us, and we will pick it up for our BLMer.

[QBFimi]

>> “... if you don’t have any descendants, will your property to a black or brown family. Preferably one that lives in generational poverty.”

Better idea: Why don’t you encourage your kids to apply for the scholarship my wife and I are about to fund at Hillsdale College? Hillsdale doesn’t even ask about your color on their applications.

Oh, yeah - and tell the kids to buckle down in school and forget the clown suits, gold toofs, and goofy-assed hairdos.

[freedumb2003]

>>You are being baited.<<

Apparently by a master.

;)

[Molon Labbie]

They can have it if they can figure out how to navigate the land mines, tiger traps and my old lady...

Now THAT is something I will pop corn for..

[Molon Labbie]

Agreed, no more pretense, its live and its raw and its brutal truth should be recognized.

And never forgotten, for the implied message is if we don’t give it, then they will try and take it, with useful idiots (see mush for brains college students) as cannon fodder.

[Caipirabob]

So now we're Santa? Got it...

[Maverick68]

BLM, here's my response:
1: Go f' yourself....
2: Go f' yourself....
3: Go f' yourself....
4: Go f' yourself....
5: ad infinitum.....