Elgin, Illinois Man Booked A Prostitute - And She Turns Out To Be His Wife

Telegraph Sun ^ | 8/14/2017

[Beave Meister]

A 52 year old man in Elgin, Illinois was taken by surprise after a prostitute he hired through a website turned out to be his own wife of the past 19 years.

The man had been using the site for some months to hire prostitutes and meet them for sex at motels in neighboring areas. Last weekend, the man told his wife he was going out drinking with work colleagues, when in reality he was traveling to a motel on the outskirts of town.

Upon checking into the motel the man used his phone to access his regular website used to book prostitutes. According to a statement he made to authorities, he saw the profile of a new "27-year old" woman who caught his attention.

[FroggyTheGremlim]

“Who gave you the quarter?”

[2ndDivisionVet]

Is his name Muhammad?

[Beave Meister]

“Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.”....Rodney Dangerfield

[Mark17]

If it’s true, would this be considered one of life’s embarrassing moments?

[DouglasKC]

I was tired of my laaadddyy...

[GnuThere]

Aw, you beat me.

[txhurl]

Now the fight is who gets to go home and prevent the other from coming in lol

[sam_whiskey]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljgs5PhThzI

[Rome2000]

He would probably have a couple of million in the bank.

[Yo-Yo]

“They all did.”

[Rebelbase]

She said “oh, it’s you”....

[al baby]

Does he get a family and friends discount?

[ETL]

So did she accept his payment?

[TnTnTn]

^^^^^^^This-lolol

[TigersEye]

Man, these days people will get divorced over any damn thing.

I want to know which one is filing suit for divorce.

"Your honor, I have evidence that my wife was working as a prostitute!"

Your honor, I have evidence that my husband was hiring prostitutes!"

[al baby]

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=+1979+courtroom+scene+with+Judith+Light+in+%e2%80%9cOne+Life+to+Live%e2%80%9d&view=detail&mid=60AE9C21AB2A84FA579C60AE9C21AB2A84FA579C&FORM=VIRE

[al baby]

Well I have had my wallet stolen in the home depot parking 3 times this past week

[LostInBayport]

“and we both laughed for a moment, and I then I said, I never knew

THAT YOU’RE A FREAKIN’ HOOKER?!?”

[Diana in Wisconsin]

But...does she like Pina Coladas? And getting caught in the rain? Is she not into yoga? Is she into Champagne?

*SNORT*

[headstamp 2]

Assuming she is around his age and can pass for 27, she must be some dish.