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Elgin, Illinois Man Booked A Prostitute - And She Turns Out To Be His Wife
Telegraph Sun ^
| 8/14/2017
Posted on 08/15/2017 5:58:33 PM PDT by Beave Meister
A 52 year old man in Elgin, Illinois was taken by surprise after a prostitute he hired through a website turned out to be his own wife of the past 19 years.
The man had been using the site for some months to hire prostitutes and meet them for sex at motels in neighboring areas. Last weekend, the man told his wife he was going out drinking with work colleagues, when in reality he was traveling to a motel on the outskirts of town.
Upon checking into the motel the man used his phone to access his regular website used to book prostitutes. According to a statement he made to authorities, he saw the profile of a new "27-year old" woman who caught his attention.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: afriendofafriend; elgin; foaf; humor; il; illinois; oops; prostitution; sex; urbanlegend
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Buyer beware...
To: Beave Meister
To: Beave Meister
Do you like pina-collatas ...
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posted on
08/15/2017 5:59:44 PM PDT
by
11th_VA
(Kudos to President Trump for denouncing ALL violence)
To: Beave Meister
marriage is just awesome.
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posted on
08/15/2017 5:59:50 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Beave Meister
If you like piña coladas...
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posted on
08/15/2017 6:00:10 PM PDT
by
Codeflier
(Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama, Trump - 5 democrat presidents in a row and counting...)
To: Beave Meister
“If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
If you´re not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
I´m the love that you´ve looked for, write to me, and escape”…
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posted on
08/15/2017 6:00:29 PM PDT
by
PGR88
To: Beave Meister
This is like that Rupert Holmes song, but with gobs of sleaze added to it.
Instead of pina coladas in the rain, it is Thunderbird in a Motel 6.
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posted on
08/15/2017 6:00:49 PM PDT
by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
To: PGR88
Same story circulating for various locations. Shaggy dog story
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posted on
08/15/2017 6:01:35 PM PDT
by
rstrahan
To: Beave Meister
“Not tonight honey, I’m tired.”
“Yeah, me too.”
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posted on
08/15/2017 6:01:57 PM PDT
by
moovova
To: Beave Meister
“Not tonight honey, I’m tired.”
“Yeah, me too.”
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posted on
08/15/2017 6:02:06 PM PDT
by
moovova
To: Beave Meister
...and he paid her $1,000 for the best sex of their married life!
To: Beave Meister
I hate when that happens.
To: Codeflier
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posted on
08/15/2017 6:02:45 PM PDT
by
Zeneta
To: Beave Meister
Oh my, and then there was that famous 1979 courtroom scene with Judith Light in “One Life to Live”, lol.
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posted on
08/15/2017 6:02:49 PM PDT
by
OttawaFreeper
("If I had to go to war again, I'd bring lacrosse players" Conn Smythe)
To: Beave Meister
This would be my luck..................
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posted on
08/15/2017 6:02:49 PM PDT
by
Viking2002
("If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck." - John Steinbeck)
To: Beave Meister
Ironically, he would’ve come out much cheaper if he had hired her every time they had relations, instead of marrying her.
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posted on
08/15/2017 6:04:27 PM PDT
by
zipper
(In their heart of hearts, every Democrat is a communist)
To: Beave Meister
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posted on
08/15/2017 6:05:04 PM PDT
by
Mears
To: rstrahan
Newspaper editors have long circulated known (and exposed) urban legends.
Fake News is nothing new.
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posted on
08/15/2017 6:05:29 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Bill Clinton and Al Gore took illegal campaign contributions from the Chi-Coms and 'nobody' cared..)
To: Beave Meister
Was she really 27 years old?
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posted on
08/15/2017 6:06:25 PM PDT
by
2ndDivisionVet
(You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
To: Beave Meister
This must be contagious. This is the 12th or 13th time I’ve heard of this happening this month alone.
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posted on
08/15/2017 6:06:31 PM PDT
by
txeagle
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