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A Memo to Google Employees on the Recent Outrage [satire, commentary]
Crisis Magazine ^ | Kevin Clark

Posted on 08/11/2017 8:06:07 PM PDT by grey_whiskers

To: All Google Employees From: Unoi’m Carasee, Vice President of Mutually Exclusive Propositions Subject: The Recent Outrage

Dear Google Employees:

In light of the horrific assault on Google values recently made by a former employee, we feel it is necessary to add a few further propositions to the official Google List of Mandatory Beliefs. In order to retain their positions, all Google employees must assent to the following two Statements of Fact:

1) For the purposes of employee non-discrimination policy, there is no such thing as a male brain or a female brain. Any suggestion to the contrary is rank bigotry.

2) For the purposes of transgender policy, each person’s brain is either male or female. Any suggestion to the contrary is rank bigotry.

(Excerpt) Read more at crisismagazine.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Computers/Internet; Conspiracy; Society
KEYWORDS: culturalmarxism; diversity; google; goolag
Let the fun begin...
1 posted on 08/11/2017 8:06:08 PM PDT by grey_whiskers
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To: grey_whiskers

Some employees are more equal than others.


2 posted on 08/11/2017 8:12:03 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Very amusing! I had to laugh to keep from crying.


3 posted on 08/11/2017 8:17:16 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: grey_whiskers

Every White, CIS, Male working at Google who believes in Diversity needs to resign.

Monday.

For solidarity.

And H->!

And The Bern

And Communism


4 posted on 08/11/2017 8:18:20 PM PDT by Paladin2 (No spelchk nor wrong word auto substition on mobile dev. Please be intelligent and deal with it....)
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To: grey_whiskers

Street action protests are being planned against Google/youtube for censorship.

https://emsnews.wordpress.com/2017/08/10/join-coast-to-coast-protests-against-google-august-19th/


5 posted on 08/11/2017 8:20:09 PM PDT by Karl Spooner
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To: grey_whiskers

“Three legs” good! Two legs better!


6 posted on 08/11/2017 8:21:25 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: grey_whiskers

This author gets it right. Hilarious send up of google.


7 posted on 08/11/2017 8:32:08 PM PDT by buffaloguy
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To: grey_whiskers

When is Google changing its name to Animal Farm?


8 posted on 08/11/2017 8:32:35 PM PDT by Boomer (Have RINO republican pols been radicalized somehow?)
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To: BradyLS

9 posted on 08/11/2017 8:34:11 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Yes. Blind obedient


10 posted on 08/11/2017 9:33:52 PM PDT by ptsal ( Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - M. Twain)
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To: grey_whiskers

11 posted on 08/11/2017 10:34:51 PM PDT by aquila48
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Very good. Google's aspiring thought police deserve to be laughed at.

Somewhere out there are a bunch of people who actually read Damore's ten pages, then noticed that the left made false assertions galore about what those pages contained. It has been a teachable moment. I hope some learning occurred.

12 posted on 08/11/2017 10:43:58 PM PDT by TChad
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To: grey_whiskers

There are no differences between male and female except when there are. In those cases, the female is superior.


13 posted on 08/12/2017 3:42:26 AM PDT by ArcadeQuarters ("Immigration Reform" is ballot stuffing)
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To: aquila48

creation of a new employee committee that we are calling Keep Getting Better (KGB).

LOL!!


14 posted on 08/12/2017 7:03:03 AM PDT by lizma2
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