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To: Windflier

My band’s soundman had just returned from his honeymoon. I called his number and got the answering machine. I just started riffing, in a Paki accent:
“Oh no! This is Doctor Bogus Pachysandra, from the Cleveland Free Sex Clinic. Don’t touch that thing! Don’t let anybody touch that thing! I’m a doctor and I won’t toch that thing!”
His new bride got the message machine answer before Bob got home! I guess they had quite a conversation before they figured out it was me! They called an hour later, laughing their butts off!


36 posted on 07/23/2017 5:37:49 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra (Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

Hilarious!


56 posted on 07/23/2017 5:46:39 AM PDT by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

I decided to look at all the posts and your name was the first one I thought of to look for.


101 posted on 07/23/2017 6:10:50 AM PDT by MomwithHope (Law and Order and that includes Natural.)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

Oh man, that is a very funny story. I’ll bet you gave the bride a fright for a hot minute .. LOL


147 posted on 07/23/2017 6:49:08 AM PDT by Windflier (Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

Haha that’s a great story!


206 posted on 07/23/2017 7:43:59 AM PDT by FourtySeven (47)
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