My band’s soundman had just returned from his honeymoon. I called his number and got the answering machine. I just started riffing, in a Paki accent:
“Oh no! This is Doctor Bogus Pachysandra, from the Cleveland Free Sex Clinic. Don’t touch that thing! Don’t let anybody touch that thing! I’m a doctor and I won’t toch that thing!”
His new bride got the message machine answer before Bob got home! I guess they had quite a conversation before they figured out it was me! They called an hour later, laughing their butts off!
Hilarious!
I decided to look at all the posts and your name was the first one I thought of to look for.
Oh man, that is a very funny story. I’ll bet you gave the bride a fright for a hot minute .. LOL
Haha that’s a great story!