Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Prince Harry's Shotgun Wedding: Queen Approves Summer Nuptials
OK Magazine ^ | staff report

Posted on 05/04/2017 1:20:59 PM PDT by drewh

Bells Are Ringing!

Prince Harry's Shotgun Wedding

Prepare a suit for a little guy.

BAD boy Prince Harry has knocked up American actress Meghan Markle, sources tell OK! — and mortified Queen Elizabeth has ordered the red-haired rebel to marry her — pronto!

Now Harry, 32, and Suits sex siren Meghan, 35, are planning their shotgun wedding, palace insiders say. But the rest of the royals — including Harry’s brother William, sister-in-law Kate and father Charles — are against the nuptials!

In fact, Charles ordered his youngest son “to come to his senses and buy off the bimbo,” a palace source reveals. “William and Kate are mortified — and told Harry he ‘should’ve been a whole lot smarter.’ William, Kate, Charles and his wife Camilla all believe Meghan isn’t prepared for the stress of joining the family business.”

PHOTOS: The Royal Family Revealed: Secrets William, Kate & Harry Don’t Want You To Know

But “ecstatic” Harry is having none of it, an insider tells OK!. He’s delighted over his grandmother’s “order” to “make an honest woman of that poor girl,” the palace source says.

“Harry’s been ready to be a dad for several years now — he dotes on William’s kids, George and Charlotte,” the insider says. “He and Meghan are now trying to decide if they should have a quickie wedding — or wait until after the baby is born in late spring! But Her

Majesty does not want the House of Windsor to be so publicly shamed by a royal bastard’s birth. She wants them to tie the knot immediately!”‘That gold-digging tart!’

Now William and Kate are begging Elizabeth to reconsider, but so far she’s standing firm.

However, REAL royal power rests in the hands of Prince Charles, who seized control of the throne in a palace coup last month. Charles, 68, is threatening to cut Harry’s royal purse strings if he “continues with this folly” and “embarrasses the family by marrying a common entertainer,” the insider says.

Meanwhile, razor-tongued Camilla, 69, has branded Meghan “that gold-digging American TV tart” and insists “she isn’t fit to be part of the family,” says the palace source. “Camilla finds Meghan’s roots absolutely disgraceful — and distasteful.”

PHOTOS: Prince William Taking Paternity Leave And 24 Other Things You Didn’t Know About The Royal Birth

But love-struck Harry — who stole Meghan from her live-in lover, Canadian celebrity chef Cory Vitiello, in May — figures he can change his family’s view.

The actress, wed to producer Trevor Engelson from 2011 to 2013, “has a golden opportunity to prove she’s ‘princess material’ and is committed to spending the rest of her life with Harry and their baby,” the insider adds.

But another member of the royal courts says: “Don’t hold your breath waiting for them to accept her. The royals want to make Meghan feel as uncomfortable as possible, and to prove to Harry this American upstart is NOT qualified or worthy to be his wife — baby or not.”


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: hoax; oldarticle; rumor
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-6061-8081-88 next last

1 posted on 05/04/2017 1:20:59 PM PDT by drewh
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: drewh

Being an American I would say, move to America and forget the royal bs.


2 posted on 05/04/2017 1:24:38 PM PDT by huldah1776 ( Vote Pro-life! Allow God to bless America before He avenges the death of the innocent.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: drewh
"Camilla, 69, has branded Meghan “that gold-digging American TV tart” "

What a fine history of responsible decisions she has...

3 posted on 05/04/2017 1:26:07 PM PDT by Paladin2 (No spelchk on mobile devices. Be intelligent and deal with it....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: drewh

“However, REAL royal power rests in the hands of Prince Charles, who seized control of the throne in a palace coup last month. Charles, 68, is threatening to cut Harry’s royal purse strings if he “continues with this folly” and “embarrasses the family by marrying a common entertainer,” the insider says.

Meanwhile, razor-tongued Camilla, 69, has branded Meghan “that gold-digging American TV tart” and insists “she isn’t fit to be part of the family,” says the palace source. “Camilla finds Meghan’s roots absolutely disgraceful — and distasteful.””

__________________________________________________

Wow, they sound like a fun bunch. NOT!

Self-important, elitist snobs.

Harry is involved with a lovely girl. He seems quite affable and adventure-oriented; I bet she is equally is fun. And, she’s gorgeous. I can understand why the Queen would want them to marry and keep the baby.


4 posted on 05/04/2017 1:28:00 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (God Bless the USA (Trump: "I will bear the slings and arrows for you, the American people))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: drewh

Ha! American wins again!

Harry now has low-rent, tattooed, Los Angeles baby-momma


5 posted on 05/04/2017 1:28:16 PM PDT by PGR88
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Paladin2
'Prince Charles, who seized control of the throne in a palace coup last month'

Didn't know the old boy had it in him!

6 posted on 05/04/2017 1:28:31 PM PDT by drewh
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: drewh

Article dated December 13, 2016.


7 posted on 05/04/2017 1:28:47 PM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: drewh

Well, that’s just great.

So, who the hell will be brought in to play Mike Ross’ wife?

She has to be off the scale hot and sort of black....


8 posted on 05/04/2017 1:28:56 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: drewh

So Charlie, the tampon is worried about embarrassing the family?


9 posted on 05/04/2017 1:29:19 PM PDT by rbbeachkid (Get out of its way and small business can fix the economy.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: proud American in Canada

Just a hunch, but I think this gal planned to get pregnant more than the allies planned the invasion at Normandy!


10 posted on 05/04/2017 1:29:23 PM PDT by MagUSNRET
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: drewh
Meanwhile, razor-tongued Camilla, 69, has branded Meghan “that gold-digging American TV tart” and insists “she isn’t fit to be part of the family,” says the palace source. “Camilla finds Meghan’s roots absolutely disgraceful — and distasteful.”

Camilla Gorilla is a fine one to be calling someone a Gold Digger...............

11 posted on 05/04/2017 1:29:34 PM PDT by Red Badger (Profanity is the sound of an ignorant mind trying to express itself.............)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: proud American in Canada

Inglewood, CA! always up to no good and now with a royal bloodlime...ha


12 posted on 05/04/2017 1:29:50 PM PDT by drewh
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: huldah1776

“Being an American I would say, move to America and forget the royal bs.”

_______________________________________________

I was thinking the same thing. Harry should make sure he has his funds protected first, though.

I suppose that would be tricky, so as not to telegraph his intentions to the Queen.


13 posted on 05/04/2017 1:29:56 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (God Bless the USA (Trump: "I will bear the slings and arrows for you, the American people))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: Paladin2

That’s actually irony but, she doesn’t need dental work and her hotness goes on for another 20 years.


14 posted on 05/04/2017 1:30:29 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: MagUSNRET

“Just a hunch, but I think this gal planned to get pregnant more than the allies planned the invasion at Normandy!”

___________________________________________________

LOL!!! You are probably right. “I’m on the pill, Honey...”


15 posted on 05/04/2017 1:31:39 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (God Bless the USA (Trump: "I will bear the slings and arrows for you, the American people))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: drewh

This is what Charles, the human tampon, and Camilla think is an embarrassment to the royal family??? Well, ok then.


16 posted on 05/04/2017 1:32:29 PM PDT by pgkdan (The Silent Majority Stands With TRUMP!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Paladin2

The word “tart” in England means “slut.” A man could get slapped for calling a woman a tart.


17 posted on 05/04/2017 1:33:05 PM PDT by forgotten man
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: drewh
Majesty does not want the House of Windsor to be so publicly shamed by a royal bastard’s birth. She wants them to tie the knot immediately!”‘That gold-digging tart!’

Because in the long history of the British monarchy there has never ever been a royal bastard. Right?

18 posted on 05/04/2017 1:34:05 PM PDT by pgkdan (The Silent Majority Stands With TRUMP!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PGR88

Hey, you need to stop talking smack about Meghan.

While we don’t see each other anymore because my mail goes to a PO Box, in another city 35 miles away so she can’t find me, she is still freakin hot and just a nice girl... with problems...


19 posted on 05/04/2017 1:34:11 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: rbbeachkid

That was my thought! Posted the same.


20 posted on 05/04/2017 1:34:47 PM PDT by pgkdan (The Silent Majority Stands With TRUMP!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-6061-8081-88 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson