Posted on 04/27/2017 10:57:38 AM PDT by C19fan
Much-hyped new National Geographic series Genius chronicles the life of Albert Einstein. The first episode premiered last night and right from its opening scene, in which the groundbreaking theoretical physicist has extra-marital sex with his office assistant, we know we’re probably not going to be subjected to long-winded digressions on the theory of relativity.
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when you are famous, women will let you grab their ******* and a whole lot more...
where have i heard that before...
Well it was either bang his office assistant or have sex with his cousin (who was also his wife)....
While he shouldn’t have done it, I don’t exactly blame his as much as i would had his wife been non-related by blood to him.
And yet the E=MC2 tattoo on my right buttock remains.
Does that equally make his assistant sexist?
There IS some relativity in the first episode... kinda cool.
How about JFK? Or all the Kennedys for that matter.
Actually he had many extra marital affairs with anybody he could get to hold still long enough. And yes he was a sexist pig, among other things.
So if a person’s personal life negates all the accomplishments of their public life, what does that mean for Bill Clinton?
It is a little known but verifiable fact that the office assistant in question was actually Einstein's First Cousin.
In later years, speaking of the incident, Einstein explained that he believed he was irresistibly drawn to this woman because of the voluptuous size and shape of her bosom.
Despite the social mores regarding sex with such a close relation and the fact that were not legally married to each other, he felt that the attraction was on the order of a primal force of nature.
This dissemblance became known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.
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Ah, yes... National Geographic, where you used to go to see bare-breasted native women. Now, all you have to do is watch one of their ‘specials’ to see that they still believe ‘sex sells’.
Leave it to them to sexualize everything and everybody.
Shame on you.....but it is funny.
National Geographics jumped the shark long ago. In this case they need to destroy Einstein to degrade white male scientists.
Their specials have beautiful photography but the eco & global warming messaging poisons everything they touch. People of the Liberal persuasion confuse their personal passion and ideology with science and peer reproducability.
Facts are made up, data cherry picked and massaged but because the ecowarriors are loud and passionate everyone else should get in line.
Is that what the Theory of Relativity is about?
Is the “space-time continuum” about having sex whenever and wherever there’s enough room?
You, sir, just turned a crappy day into a good one. LOL.
THANK YOU!
I live to serve.
rimshot!
I don’t care who y’are, that’s funny right there!
......so was Fred Flintstone.
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