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United Airlines Training Video (it's humor, folks)
YouTube ^ | Apr 10, 2017 | TruNews Network

Posted on 04/10/2017 7:57:44 PM PDT by Leaning Right

Well, that didn't take long. Somebody has already found - and posted on YouTube - what appears to be a short United Airlines training video.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: airplane; training; ual; unitedairlines
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1 posted on 04/10/2017 7:57:45 PM PDT by Leaning Right
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To: Leaning Right

Just don’t call me Shirley.


2 posted on 04/10/2017 8:01:31 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Leaning Right

United may have just bankrupted thenselves.


3 posted on 04/10/2017 8:01:38 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: Leaning Right

LOL!,,,


4 posted on 04/10/2017 8:02:53 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (May God Bless the U.S.A. (Trump: I will bear the slings and arrows for you, the American people))
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To: Leaning Right

LOL! I was just reading some of the funny comments people had posted on Twitter. They’re included in the article linked from Drudge.


5 posted on 04/10/2017 8:03:14 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: MtnClimber

They forgot to tell everyone to turn off their cell phones before the goons removed the customer.


6 posted on 04/10/2017 8:04:55 PM PDT by P-Marlowe (Freep mail me if you want to be on my Fingerstyle Acoustic Guitar Ping list.)
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To: MtnClimber

The CEO’s smug non-apology apology sure did not help. I’d be shorting them hardcore.


7 posted on 04/10/2017 8:05:32 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools. Go Trump!)
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To: Leaning Right

Fly the Unfriendly Skies*

*To the tune of “Rhapsody in Black & Blue”


8 posted on 04/10/2017 8:06:25 PM PDT by nickedknack
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To: Leaning Right

Southwest Airlines “We beat the competition, not you.”


9 posted on 04/10/2017 8:07:01 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Was that not utterly baffling? Tone deaf does not begin to describe it. Do they have pr people? RE-ACCOMMODATE? My lord.


10 posted on 04/10/2017 8:10:35 PM PDT by mpackard (Read my Lip-Stick)
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To: Leaning Right

Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?


11 posted on 04/10/2017 8:13:07 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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I picked the wrong week to stop snorting cocaine ...


12 posted on 04/10/2017 8:14:24 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: Leaning Right

I am not sure this particular technique is discussed in any customer service I have ever read. Perhaps “Customer Service By Intimidation: the Way of Ninja” might be just the tome to read.


13 posted on 04/10/2017 8:14:30 PM PDT by buffaloguy
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United may have just bankrupted thenselves.

People were saying the same thing about Pepsi the last few days for their stupid commercial until United Airlines knocked them out of the news.

Trust me on this: something will come along and knock United Airlines out of the news and this will all blow over. The average American is too stupid and has too short of an attention span for this to really affect United.

14 posted on 04/10/2017 8:16:25 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdCjbJ6NEfc
15 posted on 04/10/2017 8:20:32 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Leaning Right
I have seen that scene dozens of times, and it brings a smile to my face every time I see it!

I love the way the woman behind Leslie Neilsen says to him while he is slapping the woman "Doctor, you're wanted on the phone!" and he turns and gives her one more whack as he leaves!


16 posted on 04/10/2017 8:26:54 PM PDT by rlmorel (President Donald J. Trump ... Making Liberal Heads Explode, 140 Characters at a Time)
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Yep, his stupid was turned up to 11.

Sh%t flows down hill. No wonder his underlings do stupid stuff. If their board does not draw and quarter him in the public square and defecate on the corpse their time is up too.

The actual ownership (Share holders) will not put up with this kinda crap.

Free stock tip. Sell puts on UAL.


17 posted on 04/10/2017 8:27:57 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools. Go Trump!)
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To: usconservative
Trust me on this: something will come along and knock United Airlines out of the news and this will all blow over.

Not for me, it won't blow over. United sucks, and I will boycott them. They're pretty bad on service and overbooking, and that's it for me. No more United flying.

18 posted on 04/10/2017 8:31:06 PM PDT by roadcat
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To: MtnClimber

“United may have just bankrupted thenselves.”

The guy who put the story out to the media is a journalist for the Washington Post. He was on the plane. His wife took the videos.

This was NOT United Airlines. It was Republic Airways. Big difference. Different CEO...different management, different employees. They’re not interchangeable. It’s a regional airline that also serves American and Delta.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_Airways_Holdings


19 posted on 04/10/2017 8:37:44 PM PDT by toldyou (Even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas.)
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One would begin to wonder if there isn’t some sabotage going on. Could United be this stupid? They don’t really pay their executives actual dollar bills, do they?


20 posted on 04/10/2017 8:38:45 PM PDT by healy61
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