To: Leaning Right
Just don’t call me Shirley.
To: Leaning Right
United may have just bankrupted thenselves.
3 posted on
04/10/2017 8:01:38 PM PDT by
MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: Leaning Right
4 posted on
04/10/2017 8:02:53 PM PDT by
proud American in Canada
(May God Bless the U.S.A. (Trump: I will bear the slings and arrows for you, the American people))
To: Leaning Right
LOL! I was just reading some of the funny comments people had posted on Twitter. They’re included in the article linked from Drudge.
5 posted on
04/10/2017 8:03:14 PM PDT by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: Leaning Right
Fly the Unfriendly Skies*
*To the tune of “Rhapsody in Black & Blue”
To: Leaning Right
Southwest Airlines “We beat the competition, not you.”
9 posted on
04/10/2017 8:07:01 PM PDT by
MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: Leaning Right
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
11 posted on
04/10/2017 8:13:07 PM PDT by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: Leaning Right
I am not sure this particular technique is discussed in any customer service I have ever read. Perhaps “Customer Service By Intimidation: the Way of Ninja” might be just the tome to read.
To: Leaning Right
I have seen that scene dozens of times, and it brings a smile to my face every time I see it!
I love the way the woman behind Leslie Neilsen says to him while he is slapping the woman "Doctor, you're wanted on the phone!" and he turns and gives her one more whack as he leaves!
16 posted on
04/10/2017 8:26:54 PM PDT by
rlmorel
(President Donald J. Trump ... Making Liberal Heads Explode, 140 Characters at a Time)
To: Leaning Right
32 posted on
04/10/2017 8:57:21 PM PDT by
Bon mots
(Laughing at liberal tears!)
To: Leaning Right
33 posted on
04/10/2017 8:58:46 PM PDT by
Bon mots
(Laughing at liberal tears!)
To: Leaning Right
Anyone would have to be stark raving crazy to fly on that airline now.
41 posted on
04/10/2017 9:10:26 PM PDT by
faithhopecharity
("Politicans are not born, they're excreted." -- Marcus Tillius Cicero)
To: Leaning Right
Since it’s bash United Airlines Day, here is a little story.
On the One Year Anniversary of 9/11 I had to fly out of John Wayne Airport in Orange County to Seattle on a Business Trip.
The Airport was pretty much deserted. There were exactly 13 Passengers on my Flight.
I get into Seattle and my Luggage is no where in sight.
They sent it to Denver by mistake.
42 posted on
04/10/2017 9:10:47 PM PDT by
Kickass Conservative
(The way Liberals carry on about Deportation, you would think "Mexico" was Spanish for "Auschwitz".)
To: Leaning Right
There is nothing humorous about UAL. They are the largest airline in the world and have the worst customer relations in the world of corporations.
I flew two round trips with UAL, that is four trips from an origin to a destination. Stowed bags were "lost" all four times. When asked for water, staff was surly with a "you had yours three hours ago!" attitude. Half the cabin staff was overweight sufficient to make it impossible for someone to get past one of them in an aisle.
Attitude was very much that they work for UAL so they can wear spiffy uniforms and go to exotic places; passengers are the shit that those greedy bosses make them deal with on the way. They don't see why passsengers can't be loaded with a fork lift.
Wife tracked down the first bag lost. She called and patiently pushed numbers and got shifted from phone to phone until someone in the warehouse in Chicago picked up the phone. She described the bag which had my name on it large and he said he had seen it just the day before and was sure UAL could get it to her in a couple of days.
Instead UAL sent me an official disclaimer stating that their legal office had determined that UAL was not liable and the bag would not be returned nor compensated. The truth apparently is that a percentage of economy class luggage is never loaded in the first place but is sent to Chicago. Economy class passengers are presumed to not have attorneys on retainer.
To: Leaning Right
You know, that’s not too far off.
59 posted on
04/10/2017 10:16:55 PM PDT by
TBP
(0bama lies, Granny dies.)
To: All
67 posted on
04/10/2017 11:55:13 PM PDT by
Drago
To: Leaning Right; Dog; nuconvert
WASHINGTON — The Pentagon announced Tuesday it had awarded a sole-source contract to United Airlines for work related to the forcible removal of President Bashar al-Assad from Syria.
The contract, worth $2.1 billion, tasks the airline company with locating Assad, grabbing him from his seat in the presidential palace, and “dragging him out of Damascus by his arms.” The contract also notes that Assad should be “asked several times, politely” to give up his seat of power, though if he refuses, United workers should bloody his nose up a bit, according to the posting at FedBizOpps.
http://www.duffelblog.com/2017/04/pentagon-awards-contract-united-airlines-forcibly-remove-assad/
;-)
69 posted on
04/11/2017 6:09:59 AM PDT by
AdmSmith
(GCTGATATGTCTATGATTACTCAT)
To: Leaning Right
71 posted on
04/11/2017 7:00:16 AM PDT by
KeyLargo
To: Leaning Right
81 posted on
04/11/2017 10:40:56 AM PDT by
toldyou
(Even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas.)
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson
