No, resign.
Immediately?
Comrade Nancy drinks Black Russians at her dacha in Russian Hill.
Posted on 03/02/2017 10:08:03 AM PST by blueunicorn6
I talked to a Russian.
I admit it.
I'm not particularly proud of it, but so be it.
It was at EXPO 1974 in Spokane, WA.
Me and a couple of my high school buddies snuck into the Russian pavilion.
We were in back when the Russian security guys caught us.
They asked us what we were doing back there.
I told them, "Looking for your spy equipment you filthy commies!"
They chased us outside.
There you have it.
I expect to be denounced by the Democrats.
I talked to a Russian.
I'd have talked to the Chinese if they'd given me a suitcase full of bribe money like they gave Democrat Vice President Al Gore.
I have absolutely no problem talking to filthy commies and calling them filthy commies.
Al did it for money, so I guess he's just a whore.
Don’t you just love it when we can use one of Alinsky’s “Rules for Radicals” to ridicule the Democrats to no end? :-)
A good friend of mine’s wife is from the Ukraine.....While she is nice and friendly, she can’t fool me, I know she’s actually a Russian spy
I had a white Russian....I’m sure that’s racist.
Aha!
I demand that you recuse yourself from drinking that!
Send it to me. I’ll sacrifice my liver to save yours.
I was once deployed to Uzbekistan & communicated with local employees mainly by speaking Russian.
And last night at Mom’s assisted living home the menu featured Beef Stroganoff.
Hopelessly compromised!
Aha!
I demand that you recuse yourself from surveying!
What the heck are those sticks for?
“I have a stick that goes up and down. It tells me where your property is.”
Talking sticks measuring my ground in the air.
Witchcraft, I say.
I sat down at a bar in Vegas last year, and I was going to order a Jack and coke. A black bartender holding a bottle of Kailua asked me what I’d have, and seeing the Kailua I hesitated and then said I’d take a black Russian. The guy looked upset and asked me what made me order that? I told him it was the Kailua but he didn’t believe it.Lol he even had someone else bring my drink. Wonder what he would have done if I ordered a white Russian.
Our neighbors were from Russia.
We “adopted” their son after he became good friends with our son and we still keep in touch with him. A good kid.
He was always proud of his heritage and it was surprising when he wanted to join the Air Force. We think that his dad put a kibosh on that.
Anyway, we have always wondered if they were somehow connected in the Russian government. They seemed to have a lot of money.
Side note: lots of Russian kiddos were adopted by US families. My old friend adopted two Russian boys.
Aha!
I demand that Sarah Palin recuse herself from dressing!
She can govern my heart anytime.
Aha!
I demand that you recuse yourself from driving!
What did you pay him with, comrade cheese? Military secrets?
Aha!
I demand that Nancy Pelosi recuse herself from California!
Russian Hill?
Looks like Cape Communism to me!
I paid in cash and naturally, a bottle of Stoli to seal the top secret deal.
Aha!
I demand that you recuse yourself from spelling bees!
Da is actually spelled day.
Nyet is net.
Dasfidanya is actually cow.
You say , “Dasfidanya nyet da.”
Proper English is “I caught a cow in a net.”
No, resign.
Immediately?
Comrade Nancy drinks Black Russians at her dacha in Russian Hill.
Shhhhhhh. It was how to perfect the Iron Cross hold on the rings.... once you can do that, you can suicide bomb with both arms at once....
Plus I should take this over to the cooking thread but I can make a delicious borscht.... with swirled sour cream.... Spasiba...
I talked to Russians in college as well. I suppose I should resign from my job at NOAA.
So, does he routinely annex her with his peninsula?
Exactly.
Go to a cafe in Moscow and order borscht and they bring you a bowl of purple paint.
But ask them for some American soup like minestrone and they stand there looking at you like they never heard of the stuff.
And forget about asking for crackers. They bring you a dustpan.
You were in a bar?
Join the rest of the FReepers.
Don’t need a stadium for a meeting of FReepers.
“Can we rent your liquor warehouse?”
Don’t get me wrong.
I’m not saying there aren’t any good Russians.
It’s just that I spent so many years preparing to fight them.
They were always, “Going to pour through the Fulda Gap like a steel tsunami!”
Well, it was my job to break up their little surf party.
Kowabunga, commies!!!
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