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I Talked To A Russian
My Expansive Memory | 3/2/2017 | blueunicorn6

Posted on 03/02/2017 10:08:03 AM PST by blueunicorn6

I talked to a Russian.

I admit it.

I'm not particularly proud of it, but so be it.

It was at EXPO 1974 in Spokane, WA.

Me and a couple of my high school buddies snuck into the Russian pavilion.

We were in back when the Russian security guys caught us.

They asked us what we were doing back there.

I told them, "Looking for your spy equipment you filthy commies!"

They chased us outside.

There you have it.

I expect to be denounced by the Democrats.

I talked to a Russian.

I'd have talked to the Chinese if they'd given me a suitcase full of bribe money like they gave Democrat Vice President Al Gore.

I have absolutely no problem talking to filthy commies and calling them filthy commies.

Al did it for money, so I guess he's just a whore.


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1 posted on 03/02/2017 10:08:03 AM PST by blueunicorn6
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To: blueunicorn6

Bill Clinton as well. I think even the Clinton Foundation.


2 posted on 03/02/2017 10:10:27 AM PST by Robert DeLong
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To: blueunicorn6

My wife’s good friend is Ukrainian, and her husband is Russian. Can you believe that combination? Certainly seems suspicious.

Do you think they might be spies? Should I call the FBI and Chuck Schumer to do an investigation?


3 posted on 03/02/2017 10:10:34 AM PST by PGR88
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To: blueunicorn6

I admit it! I had Russian dressing on my Reuben sandwich.


4 posted on 03/02/2017 10:11:25 AM PST by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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To: blueunicorn6

I actually had a letter answered on the North American Mailbag of Radio Moscow. The FBI came to our house to talk to me about it, but they left when my mother told them I was down stairs playing with my Chemistry Set.


5 posted on 03/02/2017 10:18:06 AM PST by SubMareener (Save us from Quarterly Freepathons! Become a MONTHLY DONOR)
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To: blueunicorn6

I once told a Russian student of about my age (19 at the time):

“The people of America hate your government. But don’t take it personally, we hate our OWN government, too”


6 posted on 03/02/2017 10:18:08 AM PST by RedStateRocker (Nuke Mecca, deport all illegal aliens, abolish the IRS, DEA and ATF.)
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To: reg45

I hit ‘Snooze’ twice this morning and when I did get up, found myself russian around to get showered and dressed to go to work...


7 posted on 03/02/2017 10:18:34 AM PST by Hatteras
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To: blueunicorn6

Me, me too! My ex-neighbor’s grandfather was Russian.

Good thing this board is anonymous.


8 posted on 03/02/2017 10:19:55 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: blueunicorn6

I had a Russian Stout


9 posted on 03/02/2017 10:24:03 AM PST by SparkyBass
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To: Pearls Before Swine

Aha!

I demand that you recuse yourself from all ping pong games!


10 posted on 03/02/2017 10:26:48 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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My mother was born in Kiev.

I mean, that was what I was told. All the papers were lost in an unfortunate fire.

Phew!


11 posted on 03/02/2017 10:27:00 AM PST by Daffynition ("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
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Aha!

I demand that you recuse yourself from all jello wrestling!


12 posted on 03/02/2017 10:28:32 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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I actually spoke to a (former) soviet military officer once.

Was at a George Putnam event in Huntington Beach and Colonel Stanislav Lunev was standing next to me at one point. the speaker referred to something as “baloney” and Col. Lunev turned to me and asked “Vat is boloney?”, so I told him it’s the nice way of calling something bullsh*t. I’m pretty sure he understood that term.


13 posted on 03/02/2017 10:29:12 AM PST by Two Kids' Dad (((( More and More Winning! ))))
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To: reg45

Aha!

I demand that you recuse yourself from eating sammiches!


14 posted on 03/02/2017 10:29:26 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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I’m not only talked to the Russians

I’ve worked with the Russians. I had three Russian coworkers in the eighties and I was working on u.s. government communication equipment

I work with Polish Nationals back when Poland was a members of the Communist Bloc

I work with communist Chinese just a couple years back I’ve been to communist China

One of my best friends had parents that were in Nazi Germany during the time it was Nazi Germany


15 posted on 03/02/2017 10:30:24 AM PST by tophat9000 (Tophat9000)
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Aha!

I demand that you recuse yourself from downstairs!


16 posted on 03/02/2017 10:30:37 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

I once went to go see Yakov Smirnoff.


17 posted on 03/02/2017 10:31:49 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: RedStateRocker

Aha!

I demand that you recuse yourself from.....something......


18 posted on 03/02/2017 10:32:22 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: tophat9000

My wife was born in Communist Cuba. Beat That!


19 posted on 03/02/2017 10:32:31 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: blueunicorn6

I have a Russian co-worker, ....can I still wish him a “Good morning”?
Maybe I should quit my job.


20 posted on 03/02/2017 10:33:01 AM PST by READINABLUESTATE ("If guns cause crime, there must be something wrong with mine." -Ted Nugent)
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