Oh yeah, and so can bovine flatulence. And automobiles. Can’t tax a deep-mantle well of molten carbon after all.
I’m trading the Kia for a Mercedes then
We should work on transforming the Erf’s Iron Core to a high carbon steel, for sustainability.
Diamonds!
And since it’s over 200 MILES below the surface, and we obviously can’t do anything about it, let’s PANIC!!!
That’s PETROLEUM!.............................
AMERICA’S FAULT!! BLAME TRUMP!! /s
A molten ball the size of Mars is under everybody.
Dig it up!
Wow, we have discovered a potential source of enough CO2 to end the CO2 drought that we are currently experiencing.
Passing off a massive lake of molten bullsh t as news. It waited until Thulsa Doom left office to get its publicity.
Women, children and minorities hardest hit.
Carbon? Or Carbon Dioxide?
from another source:
“It would be impossible for us to drill far enough down to physically ‘see’ Earth’s mantle, so using this massive group of sensors we have to paint a picture of it using mathematical equations to interpret what is beneath us,” said Dr Sash Hier-Majumder of Royal Holloway.”
hmmm.
The sky is falling...
Wait! That’s not right. The earth is rising! The earth is rising!
:: researchers say it has the potential to cause untold environmental damage ::
Yet it can also provide an untold amount of hydrocarbon fuels into the future.
No such thing as “peak-oil”.
Is this satire? Carbon is inert and a simple chemical building block found everywhere. Who writes this stuff? Who believes this stuff?
It’s just the Lake of Fire, nothing to worry about.
No lengths are too far in blaming the downfall and eventual destruction of the entire planet on the United States. Its a forgone conclusion that we have already done it and I am fully expecting to be help financially responsible thru increased taxes, fines and penalties as well as possible jail time or even execution at the hands of Terra worshiping environmentalists.
If the earth’s core and crust swapped positions tonight, that wouldn’t be good for the planet either. But it COULD happen, so everybody PANIC.
Quick! Tax it!