From the
Spinali Design website:
Equipped with two vibrating sensors on the belt and connected to your smartphone via Bluetooth, this product offers new features that integrate into your daily environment. The geolocation feature allows you to navigate through your urban journeys using guiding vibrations either on the right or left side of your Essential jeans. This technology provides an easier, and above all more intuitive option to help you find your car or your meeting place, for example. More fun features called “Ping” will satisfy those who want to interact with their surroundings through vibration that can be customized in terms of duration, frequency and intensity. This is useful for when you want to discreetly attract someone’s attention, or for open offices, or for students. The system can also be programmed to inform you if you are running late. With its integrated push button, this clothing of the future has numerous uses: security alerts, home support, geolocation of your children, a solution for the problem of isolated workers, etc.
1 posted on
01/09/2017 6:37:26 PM PST by
dayglored
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To: Abby4116; afraidfortherepublic; aft_lizard; AF_Blue; amigatec; AppyPappy; arnoldc1; ATOMIC_PUNK; ...
2 posted on
01/09/2017 6:38:53 PM PST by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: dayglored
Hillary Clinton has already ordered hers.
3 posted on
01/09/2017 6:39:25 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: dayglored
Oh COME ON!
We know EXACTLY what vibrating shorts are for! Rule 34.
4 posted on
01/09/2017 6:40:22 PM PST by
freedumb2003
(obozo: not just the worst president in American history - worst *American* in American history (turf)
To: dayglored
Redneck version is to just dump a squirrel down there.
6 posted on
01/09/2017 6:41:30 PM PST by
DakotaGator
(Weep for the lost Republic! And keep your powder dry!!)
To: dayglored
I just put my phone on vibrate, drop it in my front pocket, then hope someone calls.
7 posted on
01/09/2017 6:41:34 PM PST by
TruthWillWin
(The problem with socialists is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
To: dayglored
Like they need those pants to get attention...
8 posted on
01/09/2017 6:41:50 PM PST by
2banana
(My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
To: Swordmaker; ShadowAce; ThunderSleeps
For your various High-Tech Ping Lists...
Now Swordmaker, be careful of your heart, don't get too excited... :-)
9 posted on
01/09/2017 6:42:31 PM PST by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: dayglored
Russians hacked Hillary's pants!
10 posted on
01/09/2017 6:44:05 PM PST by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: Lazamataz
Your expert opinion is respectfully requested.
11 posted on
01/09/2017 6:44:13 PM PST by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: dayglored
I thought that was what washing machines were for.
12 posted on
01/09/2017 6:48:21 PM PST by
bgill
(From the CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
To: dayglored
Ok, I admit it. If I were a chick I’d be wearing these.
14 posted on
01/09/2017 6:50:54 PM PST by
clintonh8r
(AMERICA! THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY SCREEN NAME OBSOLETE!)
To: dayglored
Sooo, are those pants vibrating, or are you just glad to see me....
15 posted on
01/09/2017 6:55:50 PM PST by
Psalm 73
("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
To: dayglored
They can vibrate my pants anytime.
To: dayglored; Lazamataz; Slings and Arrows
Didn't James Brown write a song about vibrating hot pants? Sex Machine?
23 posted on
01/09/2017 7:11:43 PM PST by
a fool in paradise
(The COM-Left is saddened by the death of the Communist dictator Fidel Castro. No surprise there.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Geez, Slings, I'm sorry... Forgot all about the NAPL until just now!
Given that these pants allow you to be "pinged" from afar, the NAPL is just the thing!
25 posted on
01/09/2017 7:21:04 PM PST by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: dayglored
28 posted on
01/09/2017 7:50:31 PM PST by
353FMG
(AMERICA IS ALL THAT TRULY MATTERS)
To: dayglored
I prefer riding my Harley when I want to vibrate my jeans.
32 posted on
01/09/2017 8:05:55 PM PST by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: dayglored
Forget left and right. With my plans for a couple
Peltier devices shoved right in the middle of your pants you can detect whether you are getting closer or farther from your destination by the "hotter/colder" method.
33 posted on
01/09/2017 8:07:03 PM PST by
KarlInOhio
(a government contract becomes virtually a substitute for intellectual curiosity - Pres. Eisenhower)
To: dayglored
35 posted on
01/09/2017 10:00:28 PM PST by
beethovenfan
(I always try to maximize my carbon footprint.)
To: dayglored
It appears that one of the (nice) side effects is that they cause females to lose their, um, support garments, as well.
In any case, this thread is relevant to my interests.
39 posted on
01/10/2017 4:47:07 AM PST by
day10
(You'll get nothing and like it!)
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