NFL Live Thread Divisional Play Off Weekend

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[Bender2]

NFL Live Thread Divisional Play Off Weekend

Saturday, January 14
3:35 PM Seahawks at Falcons

7:15 PM Texans at Patriots

Sunday, January 15
12:05 PM Steelers at Chiefs

3:40 PM Packers at Cowboys

[Bender2]

Eh-- Bend... Bend--

You... awake yet?

Kinda-- Are we... out of beer?

No, I just realized... my Packers won--

Yeah... they did--

And we gotta play your boys... in Jerry World next Sunday.

Gadzooks-- Y'all... do!

Do ya... think--

They... know?

Any way, may the best... boys win!

And my Boys from Boston... will do it!

Okay, this mean... WAR!!!!!

Now, now, Big-- Bendy-- Before you starting killing each other... make sure you spay or neuter all those dogs and cats!

Gadzooks spotsfans-- It is the NFL Divisional Play Off Weekend

So, lets get started... picking winners and losers!

Saturday, Atlanta's Nasty Byrds will finnaly put a stake in the Seathugs' weird semi-green hearts--

And as much as I would love to see Allegra's Texicans trip up them no count Patty Cheaters--

It ain't... gonna happen.

Sunday, my Old Dallas Texans will fold, staple and bend-- Pun intended... Big Ben and his Stoolers--

And in Jerry World, Sunday night, big's Packers Wackers will do what they have done before playing my Boys in Dallas in Play Off Games--

Eh hum, Bret-- Just what... is that record?

Bendy-- What kinda of question... is that?

What, Brett, is the... record?

Record... what record?

The Packers' Play Off record... playing my Boys in Dallas?

I was young-- I was inexperienced-- I-- We-- We... lost--

Case closed... and sealed!

And my posse... backs me up 100 per cent.

[Bender2]

Now, y'all have a drink or two... then get those picks in!

[dp0622]

Boring games this weekend. At least Giant game wasn’t over in the first half.

Good idea for a wide receiving corps to go on a drug filled yacht ride a week before the playoffs. It paid off :)

Beckham on the yacht, also walking around without shirt in Green Bay (cause that’s macho) and punching hole in wall after losing.

His future lies in prison stripes or rehab unless he is reigned in now.

Can’t see Dallas beating Green Bay with a rookie QB, no matter how good he is, against Rodgers. Dont know if that’ the match up next week or next week will decide the match up.

Would love to see Rodgers vs. Brady.

[campaignPete R-CT]

PATS
CHIEFS
FALCONS
GREEN BITS

[freedumb2003]

Beckham on the yacht, also walking around without shirt in Green Bay (cause that’s macho) and punching hole in wall after losing dropping more balls than a room full of guys with testis.

FIFY

[freedumb2003]

NE
DAL
ATL
PIT

My heart is troubled as I have been a Packer backer for years but my wife and I promised to root for the ‘boys (Dallas local) after we saw Dak and Zeke do so well and act so classy.

[dp0622]

ROFL!!

I was wondering why the #### he was dropping so many. Then I read about his antics.

The salsa end zone guy was on the boat too.

Great idea for Giants ownership to support their antics.

[Maudeen]

When I clicked on the thread, I was hoping to see that no one was paying attention to the NFL. Oh, well. . .brings out the creativity in you all. :)

[Bender2]

Re #1: Can’t see Dallas beating Green Bay with a rookie QB, no matter how good he is, against Rodgers. Dont know if that’ the match up next week or next week will decide the match up.

Well, dp-- Aaron Boy won't be playing defense against Dak... so I'll pass on any comment here--

Yet my Boys' 'No Name other than Cousin Sean's' Defense... will have their hand s full with big's semi-illegitimate son--

Re #2: Would love to see Rodgers vs. Brady.

As much as I would not care for it, old big would love... it!

[darkangel82]

He had a TD in the 1st quarter, and you could see Eli was PO’d a him for that drop. But that still would’ve only made it 38-17.

[al_c]

Dirty birds over the seahags
Patsies v Texans? Really? Poor Texans ... this is going to be ugly for them. Patsies.
Stillers.
Dez gets revenge ... COWBOYS!!!!!

[Bender2]

Have done up an 'undead puttytat' for you... and will post it on the picks when I post them later--

[Bender2]

Re: When I clicked on the thread, I was hoping to see that no one was paying attention to the NFL. Oh, well. . .brings out the creativity in you all. :)

Gadzooks, Maudeen-- You are the first anti-NFL person to post here with some class--

None of us who post on this thread applaud the few player-fools who disrespect our flag and nation, so we can agree to disagree yet still enjoy the games for what they are-- simple entertainment.

[AnotherUnixGeek]

With Aaron Rodgers red-hot and his OL giving him a bit of time, the Packers are the most dangerous team in the playoffs, but if Jordy Nelson’s out I’d have to go with Prescott, Elliot and the best OL in football. GB will always have a puncher’s chance with Rodgers playing the way he is, but I think this might be Dak Prescott’s game.

[commish]

Dirty Birds 27 Seahags 17

Cheatriots 41 Texans 10

Chiefs 24 Steelers 21

Cowboys 34 Packers 31

[MikeSteelBe]

“Can’t see Dallas beating Green Bay with a rookie QB”

Only thing that can beat Dallas is the refs, like when they screwed Dez out of a catch.

The NFL is fixed to make the best story, like New Orleans finally winning after suffering through the hurricane.

I hope Dallas will get a make-up call, and an underdog team will beat Bill Bellicheat’s Patroits because the fans have had enough of their shenanigans.

[Bender2]

Have done up an avatar for you... and will use it when I post picks later.

So please pay the Avatar Design Bill promptly... and cash is preferred!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Saturday, January 14
Falcons
Patriots

Sunday, January 15
Steelers
Packers

And Bendy and Big, chill out and......let's not let this come to blows!

[commish]

So please pay the Avatar Design Bill promptly..

I take it you will want small bills, non-consecutive numbers?

[circlecity]

Falcons
Patriots
Steelers
Cowboys