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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 01/06/2017 4:21:06 AM PST by Lucky9teen

 

 

I love cuddling.......technology

 

Dun...dun.......dun..dun.....dun..dun....dun..dun.....dun...dun....da..da..da....

 

But I LOVE you!

 

That's harsh

 

Not feeling the love

 

Cats, be like...



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cudddle; hugs; ofst; silliness
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To: where's_the_Outrage?

Eyes are closed, I wonder who each of them is REALLY thinking about.


21 posted on 01/06/2017 5:16:17 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The COM-Left is saddened by the death of the Communist dictator Fidel Castro. No surprise there.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Top Nada!!

Happy Friggday!! d;^)

22 posted on 01/06/2017 5:29:12 AM PST by CopperTop
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To: onona

That squirrel could be me.


23 posted on 01/06/2017 5:37:45 AM PST by fredhead ("Duty, Honor, Country. Those three hallowed words reverently dictate what you ought to be, what you)
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24 posted on 01/06/2017 5:58:13 AM PST by workerbee (America finally has an American president again.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Sorry I am late...I was out shoveling SNOW! UGH!


25 posted on 01/06/2017 6:04:41 AM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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26 posted on 01/06/2017 6:39:15 AM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: Lucky9teen
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27 posted on 01/06/2017 6:48:34 AM PST by SkyDancer (Ambition Without Talent Is Sad, Talent Without Ambition Is Worse)
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28 posted on 01/06/2017 6:57:45 AM PST by PROCON (Onto the Great American Rebirth!)
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To: a fool in paradise

Reggie and Huma.


29 posted on 01/06/2017 6:57:56 AM PST by Redcitizen
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To: Lucky9teen

IN!!


30 posted on 01/06/2017 7:11:53 AM PST by TADSLOS (God Bless President-Elect Trump! God Bless the United States of America!)
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To: Lucky9teen

A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth & a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, “Hi. you know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job. I don’t like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing.”

The social worker behind the counter said “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.

You’ll have to drive around in his 2016 Mercedes-Benz CL & he will supply all of your clothes.”

“Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward but you will also have to satisfy her sexual urges as the Daughter is in her 20’s and has a strong sex drive.

The guy, wide-eyed, said, “You’re bullshittin’ me?”

The social worker said, “Yeah, well . . . you started it.”


31 posted on 01/06/2017 7:15:49 AM PST by Twotone (Truth is hate to those who hate truth.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Good morning!


32 posted on 01/06/2017 7:36:05 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life ~ Vote!)
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To: Liberty Valance
You wanna talk about silliness?

16 Most Ridiculously PC Moments on College Campuses in 2016

A year of trigger warnings, safe spaces, and microaggresions. Everyone always talks about “political correctness on college campuses” these days, but is it really that bad? Yes. Yes, it is. And if you don’t believe me, here, in no particular order, are the 16 most ridiculously PC moments on college campuses this year:

1. A college had to provide counseling and a “safe space” because some students were so upset that a couple of their classmates were drinking tequila and wearing sombreros at the same time. Some students at Bowdoin College threw a tequila-themed birthday party where some attendees reportedly wore sombreros. It was explicitly not a “fiesta” or “Mexican” themed party — but apparently, people drinking tequila and wearing sombreros at the same time is in itself an offense so egregious that it warrants administrative action. Note: It is not clear if the offended students were actually at the party, or if they had just heard about it and could not handle knowing that their classmates had been been drinking a kind of booze with a kind of hat on.

2. Students created a “healing space” to recover from a speech that they didn’t even attend. Students at the University of California–Los Angeles created a “healing space” to recover from the pain of having Ben Shapiro speak on their campus — even though the speech had happened three months ago and they did not even attend it.

 

3. An academic article claimed that ski slopes are “sexist.” An assistant professor at Memorial University of Newfoundland wrote a real, actual academic article about how ski slopes are “masculinized spaces.” Yes, ski slopes, as in the hills with snow on them.

 

4. The “War on Harambe” More than one college banned references to the Late Great Harambe in 2016. Resident assistants at the University of Massachusetts warned students that “any negative remarks regarding ‘Harambe’” were “direct attack[s] to our campus’s African American community” and that certain Harambe jokes were “sexual assault incidences.” Clemson University banned “any reference to Harambe” from dorm spaces over concerns of “racism” and “rape culture.” A poster at Florida State University warned students that Harambe Halloween costumes were “cultural appropriation.” Note: Harambe is not a culture; he was a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo.

 

5. The best and the brightest: A Harvard kid declared benches to be a racial issue. No, “benches” is not a code word here. I am literally talking about actual benches, as in the things people sit on in parks.

 

6. Privilege-checking became problematic. You know how social-justice warriors are always telling you to “check your privilege” to see how problematic you are? Well, according to an op-ed by a student at the University of California–Berkeley, privilege-checking is also problematic, because it just makes privileged people feel lucky. (What the hell we are supposed to do to please these people is not clear.)

 

7. Students at a university considered removing a Martin Luther King Jr. quote from a wall because it wasn’t inclusive enough. A group of student leaders at the University of Oregon debated removing the famous “I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character. I have a dream . . .” quote from a wall in its student center because it talks only about racial discrimination and not discrimination based on things like gender identity . . . and that’s just not inclusive enough.

 

8. A professor worried that her school’s hawk mascot was so scary-looking that it might be making students incredibly emotionally distressed. Resmiye Oral, a professor at the University of Iowa, wrote an e-mail to the school’s athletic department explaining that she was concerned that the school’s mascot bird, a hawk named “Herky,” may have been traumatizing students and contributing to a culture of violence, depression, and suicide because he never appeared with a smiley facial expression.

 

9. Materials distributed by the University of Missouri declared that it is a microaggression to call a disabled person “inspiring.” Compliments are mean.

 

10. A student was hit with a “safe space” complaint for raising her hand. A student at Edinburgh University in Scotland said she was hit with a “safe space” complaint for raising her hand to disagree during a student-council meeting. The school’s “Safe Space Policy” strictly forbade “hand gestures which denote disagreement” because apparently they are just too scary for adult students to handle.

 

11. Campus crime alerts have trigger warnings now. The University of Iowa put a trigger warning on a campus crime alert about a Peeping Tom on the loose, because apparently maintaining a metaphorical safe space is more important than making sure students know about a threat to their actual safety.

 

12. A football coach at Cornell University apologized for posting a photo of some of his players wearing sombreros. A member of the school’s student assembly called the picture of two fully clothed people wearing fun hats an “extremely offensive image.”

 

13. A school canceled a performance of “The Vagina Monologues” because a white lady wrote it. The cancellation happened at Southwestern University in Texas. American University canceled their performance of the show, too, but for a different reason: It was not inclusive enough of women without vaginas.

 

14. A college outdoors club canceled an event over concerns that it was not inclusive enough to people who do not like to go outdoors. An outdoors club at the Claremont Colleges canceled its annual bikini hike because it implied “bro-iness” (as if that’s a bad thing!) and just wasn’t for everyone. Apparently, those kids don’t realize that the entire purpose of clubs is to allow members to participate in interest-specific activities that are not for everyone. More P.C. Culture The Right Has Learned to Love Trolling Dear Feminists, ‘Male Vulnerability’ Isn’t a Virtue A New Year’s Request for the Left

 

15. A professor was accused of sexual harassment for saying that effort would count for 10 percent of the grade in his class. A professor at Brooklyn College of City University of New York had to change his syllabus because a part of it that said effort was 10 percent of the grade was deemed “sexual harassment.” What kind of sick person would think he meant “effort performing sexual favors?”

 

16. Oxford told its law students that they did not have to learn about rape or violence law if they found it too “triggering.”  It is not clear whether or not these students are aware that they would not be allowed to leave a courtroom during a trial if they found it too “triggering.”

Read more at: http://www.global.nationalreview.com/article/443429/16-college-campus-political-correctness-2016-worst-moments

33 posted on 01/06/2017 7:45:09 AM PST by Lucky9teen (http://stepstopoliticalepiphany.com - 5 Steps to Political Epiphany)
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34 posted on 01/06/2017 7:50:26 AM PST by ArGee (In 2017 I resolve to respect liberals more - Oh, who am I kidding?????)
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To: xrmusn

EXACTLY. Or the cat hangs around, wanders, complains, demands brushing, makes us walk back and forth from food bowl to back door to garage to food bowl to front door, etc. for 2 hours before bedtime. At bedtime, I always bring him upstairs from his nest on the couch in the family room. 9 times out of 10, he goes back downstairs within 5 minutes.


35 posted on 01/06/2017 7:50:54 AM PST by NEMDF
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36 posted on 01/06/2017 8:59:16 AM PST by wyokostur
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That's a great pic of Obama cuddling Hillary. Here's one of Joe Biden cuddling Hillary.Image result for JOE BIDEN HOLDING HILLARY CLINTON

 

Either he's cuddling her or copping a feel. Can't be sure.

37 posted on 01/06/2017 9:08:23 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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Looks like a from-the-front Heimlich maneuver.


38 posted on 01/06/2017 9:15:49 AM PST by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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Looks like a from-the-front Heimlich maneuver.

Well, it's probably better than Huma's hind-lick maneuver.
39 posted on 01/06/2017 9:27:26 AM PST by Namo_Amitabha
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To: Lucky9teen

IN! Top 9,000...


40 posted on 01/06/2017 9:55:34 AM PST by Monkey Face (The devil was the first Liberal. ~~ FB T-shirt)
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