According to some industry sources, the recent drop in the number of suicide bombings has been attributed to the emergence of American Democrat Hillary Clinton. Many Muslim Jihadists, after seeing a picture of her, believe she must be a virgin, and have reconsidered their benefit package.
Funny, thanks.
If you didn’t like that - you make like this:)
Irishman-Paddy............
Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them.
On the appointed day, the inspector turned up.
“Tell me about your staff,” he asked Paddy.
“Well,” said Paddy, “there’s the farm hand, I pay him £240 a week, and he has a free cottage.
Then there’s the housekeeper. She gets £190 a week, along with free board and lodging.
There’s also the half-wit. He works a 16 hour day, does 90% of the work, earns about £25 a week along with a bottle of whisky and, as a special treat, occasionally gets to sleep with my wife.”
“That’s disgraceful” said the inspector, “I need to interview the half-wit.”
“That’ll be me then,” said Paddy.
Funny:
All they need to do is keep living.
A very effective tactic.
Oh Sod....You’re too much.....Love, Sac
Boy! Did we ever need that this morning. We need to print it, keep it handy and refer to it all day for laughs as we aren’t going to get them elsewhere today.
Have you noticed that no terrorist attacks have occurred here recently to allow their friends, the Democrats to retake the White House?
Imagine what they’ll do when they find out it’s RAISINS, NOT VIRGINS.