Posted on 11/04/2016 5:43:45 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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The 2016 presidential election is in exactly one week! One weak Republican, and one weak Democrat.
That’s right, there’s exactly one week until Election Day, and this is probably a bad sign, but that’s where the calendar just stops. ~ Seth Meyers
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Mark one’s calendar because Election Day is but one week away. Seven days. Enough time to tell your family you love them and make your peace with God. As the captain of the “Titanic” once said, “This is not a drill.” ~ Colbert
Democratic contributor Donna Brazile has resigned from CNN after WikiLeaks revealed she leaked a primary debate question to the Clinton campaign. Turns out the question was about lead poisoning in Flint, Michigan. So, finally, someone lost their job over Flint. ~ Colbert
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These Hillary email scandals brought Anthony Weiner back into the news. Here's a question nobody is asking.
Anthony Weiner is Jewish, right? Right? So, does this scandal make him a Hebrew National Weiner? ~ Leno Did you see Bill Clinton at the Democratic convention where he introduced his new campaign slogan?
"I'm with her … and her, and her, and you too, darling." ~ Leno
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JAY LENO TAGS IN ON FALLON'S TONIGHT SHOW
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Hillary's voters are now more excited to vote for Hillary than Trump voters are to vote for Trump. Which is crazy because getting excited about Hillary is like getting excited about taking your car in for an oil change. It's not fun, but the alternative is your car bursting into flames. ~ James Corden
Many news outlets are saying Donald Trump will almost certainly pivot to media and launch his own TV network after the election. Which means as early as next year we could see Trump TV filing for bankruptcy. ~ Seth Meyers
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The polls are tightening. The latest ABC News/ Washington Post poll has Donald Trump moving ahead of Hillary Clinton by one point as enthusiasm declines. Though, to be fair, any time Trump gets close to a woman, enthusiasm tends to decline. ~ Colbert
For the first time in their 111-year history, Variety has endorsed a presidential candidate — Hillary Clinton. That’s right, the magazine named Variety said, “Let’s have a second President Clinton!” ~ Colbert
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My kids’ text me “plz” which is shorter then please. I text back “no” which is shorter than “yes.”
When my nephews were small, their Mom put up a chalk board in the kitchen and wrote NO! on it.
She would point to the board, not saying a word.
Dad would point to the board, I would point to the board.
The place was still noisy LOL
Catch...
THE Jon Voight?
Thanks for the good fight
Thanks! just in time ....
Love the Archie gif
As long as he spells his first name without an H.
I’m not losing my hair, it just retired and moved south (to my back, belly, etc.)
Very confusing?!?!?
WTF is leftover wine?!?
Last night I was driving home and listening to a sports call-in program carried by WGN in Chicago on SIRIUS.
People were calling in, very upset, about the goat’s head that was sent to Cubs owner Tom Ricketts at Wrigley Field.
Then some guy called in from Mississippi and said, “Why are you people so upset ‘cause someone sent a goat’s head to Wrigley Field?
Aren’t you Chicagoans the same guys that sent a horse’s ass to the White House?” I had to pull over.
Last night I was driving home and listening to a sports call-in program carried by WGN in Chicago on SIRIUS.
People were calling in, very upset, about the goat’s head that was sent to Cubs owner Tom Ricketts at Wrigley Field.
Then some guy called in from Mississippi and said, “Why are you people so upset ‘cause someone sent a goat’s head to Wrigley Field?
Aren’t you Chicagoans the same guys that sent a horse’s ass to the White House?” I had to pull over.
Oops! Sorry for the double post.
Hillary’s corruption!!!!
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