Posted on 11/04/2016 5:43:45 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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The 2016 presidential election is in exactly one week! One weak Republican, and one weak Democrat.
That’s right, there’s exactly one week until Election Day, and this is probably a bad sign, but that’s where the calendar just stops. ~ Seth Meyers
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Mark one’s calendar because Election Day is but one week away. Seven days. Enough time to tell your family you love them and make your peace with God. As the captain of the “Titanic” once said, “This is not a drill.” ~ Colbert
Democratic contributor Donna Brazile has resigned from CNN after WikiLeaks revealed she leaked a primary debate question to the Clinton campaign. Turns out the question was about lead poisoning in Flint, Michigan. So, finally, someone lost their job over Flint. ~ Colbert
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These Hillary email scandals brought Anthony Weiner back into the news. Here's a question nobody is asking.
Anthony Weiner is Jewish, right? Right? So, does this scandal make him a Hebrew National Weiner? ~ Leno Did you see Bill Clinton at the Democratic convention where he introduced his new campaign slogan?
"I'm with her … and her, and her, and you too, darling." ~ Leno
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JAY LENO TAGS IN ON FALLON'S TONIGHT SHOW
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Hillary's voters are now more excited to vote for Hillary than Trump voters are to vote for Trump. Which is crazy because getting excited about Hillary is like getting excited about taking your car in for an oil change. It's not fun, but the alternative is your car bursting into flames. ~ James Corden
Many news outlets are saying Donald Trump will almost certainly pivot to media and launch his own TV network after the election. Which means as early as next year we could see Trump TV filing for bankruptcy. ~ Seth Meyers
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The polls are tightening. The latest ABC News/ Washington Post poll has Donald Trump moving ahead of Hillary Clinton by one point as enthusiasm declines. Though, to be fair, any time Trump gets close to a woman, enthusiasm tends to decline. ~ Colbert
For the first time in their 111-year history, Variety has endorsed a presidential candidate — Hillary Clinton. That’s right, the magazine named Variety said, “Let’s have a second President Clinton!” ~ Colbert
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Good Morning!
:-)
Funny
Top 25.
Been awhile.. thanks for the chuckles Lucky!
LOL! Poor baby...
That is hilarious!
As for the movie title...
Beauty and the Beast.
(Trump and the Clinton)
Or maybe
Hillary does Dallas (and the rest of the country too)
IN! (Finally)
Thanks, Lucky, for always giving us something to look forward to on Fridays. You have no idea what a wonderful service this thread is!
HAPPY FRIDAY!
HAPPY FRIDAY!
HAPPY FRIDAY!
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