Therefore, he would drive a Studebaker Commander.
Posted on 10/23/2016 11:42:52 AM PDT by Dallas59
He would drive a Honda. But he wouldn't talk about it very much.
John 12:49 :
For I did not speak of my own Accord.
I can see that.
If we are made in God’s image, does he enjoy in ANY Way the thing that we enjoy?
I’m not saying God drives a car, but does he derive pleasure from the things we do as we are made in his image?
that could be the dumbest question i ever asked :)
Species8472: Like most carpenters I know, it would be an old pickup full of tools and lumber.
GregoTX: That is almost exactly what I was going to post... Carpenters usually drive an old pickup truck.
stormer: He was a carpenter, after all.
editor-surveyor:
>> “He was a carpenter, after all.” <<
Carpenter was a gross mistranslation.
Joseph was a stone mason, as all builders in Judea were.
The unwashed masses envision an old pickup truck filled with guy tools and building materials. After all, he was sent to fix stuff.
The one with language knowledge has got it chiseled down to his having a masonry profession, same as all builders in Judea, but no mention of the vehicle type. And anyway, according to post 23, he was about his father's business, so he wouldn't have been involved in earthly events. Hmmm.
Now about all this talk of carpentry, woodworking, and words and their meanings. Ezekiel covered that in chapter 37. Recall that he was instructed to put two sticks together that would become one in his hand. Sticks-trees-wood, all the same Hebrew word (etz), which is formed out of the letters ayin and a final Tzaddik. That is, these are the two letters that look like forked tree branches - sticks. Letters form words. Ezekiel put the two letters (sticks) together in his hand when he wrote down the word etz עץ , forming the one tree in his hand. Two branches were made into one tree, a family tree. Well yeah, that's also right there in the plain text.
Man, the work that the Messiah will need to do, just to restore everything back to simple order. Good thing the guy doesn't mind putting in long hours!
I don’t see why not.
If you’ve made it , your going to play with it, no? :)
I like how you think!
What is truly telling about us Christians is that we can joke about this.
Koranimals would be rioting in the streets and murdering innocent people at the mere rumor of such a thread about Mohammed and the demon he follows.
Look up TEKTON.
Where'd you get it?
I’m going with a Pacer.
Therefore, he would drive a Studebaker Commander.
A Chevy Nova.
I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish, wiping it, and turning it upside down.
II Kings 21:13
I don’t know about Jesus but Satan drives a Chevy Volt. It burst into flames.
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We have the solid evidence in every Greek translation, consisting of confusion over Hebrew traditions, and idioms that could not have been written by Jewish apostles.
Every Greek MS demonstrates the fact that they were not done by anyone conversant in the traditions that first century Jews lived by.
Feasts were misidentified in nearly every instance, and the common idioms were translated into gibberish.
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He probably converses on a Galaxy Note 7 too!
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What does God need with a car? /paraphrase kirk
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>> “A Chevy Nova.” <<
Iffa hesa Chevy no va, thatsa why hesa walka alla time.
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Easy. Ford F-150!
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