Posted on 10/03/2016 3:57:59 PM PDT by nickcarraway
San Jose? Democrats? Don’t care....
Mmmm....FREE BACON!!!!
However if you sit out there waiting for them with a twelve gauge loaded with slugs and off one or two, here comes PETA with the cops.
Is there a silencer for said shotgun?
Wild boars invade a neighborhood, and instead of shooting them they put up simulated pig predator lights and and are concerned over fairy houses. Yep, it’s the Bay Area.
who still has a lawn in california with the water shortage?
There you go, I recall Stanley Marsh the III an eccentric Texan in Amarillo (look up Cadillac Ranch) had a neighbor selling lots for development, Marsh put a giant sign up, Future home of Worlds Largest Rattlesnake Ranch.
You can do the same thing with pigs when the “Syrians” want to move into the neighborhood.
hillary and other hungry feminists?
Do they know the way to San Jose?
It’s probably spray-painted green - oh wait, spray paint is bad for the ozone layer in CA.
Rosie’s in town!
We let our back yard in SF go last summer due to the drought and it was really sad, I would never do that again, it is amazing about what a green back yard does for your life.
Trank said oinkers and transport them to happier hunting grounds.
Dearborn, Michigan is a good start.
Set up a humane live pig capture cage. Tell the neighbors you’re going to release it back into the wild. Celebrate capture of the pig. Wave to all the neighbors as you drive away. Drop off at the East San Jose Mexican pig smoker cucina. Sell half, keep half. Come back the next day, pick up your smoked ribs and ham, drive home. Eat. Go to sleep, wake up stuffed in the middle of the night when you hear your pig trap slam shut in the front yard. Repeat. Buy a freezer for the garage.
” BOARSLIVESMATTER” !!!!
You don’t have to drive to East San Jose. There is a place in Los Gatos for that.
Maybe the fairies can catch the pigs, fly and release them inside the fenced area of the nearest mosque or deliver them to the nearest PETA member’s yard.
The voted for democrats. They are opposed to hunting. They deserve it
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.