Hillary ALWAYS has a vulgar answer:
Posted on 09/23/2016 9:03:07 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch
1. Googly- eyed Hillary 2. Stare into space Hillary 3. Collapse to the ground Hillary 4. Coughing fit Hillary 5. Seizure Hillary 6. Falling face first while walking up to the podium Hillary 7. Droopy look while speaking to the press about bombings Hillary
Multiple freeze-reset-confusions.
Well, you might get several IF the GOP attendees all use their smart phone camera flash while she is speaking.
I think it is natural to believe that this is a Clinton trap but Hillary is only capable of telling people what to do. Even Bill could look like a puppy dog and convince us he is contrite. Hillary can’t fake wandering eyeballs or bobbleheading when the lights hit. Her ego is too big to show herself as imperfect but even if she is sick she’ll never stop her march to power.
“spontaneous human combustion”
HA! The phrase always has cracked me up. Actually seeing it happen on worldwide TV with Hillary smoking and then disintegrating ... PRICELESS!
OK... that’s a keeper!
“which Hillary health issue do you want to see at the debate?”
Cardiac arrest.
I want to see Bulging-Diaper Hillary.
LOL!!! That’s quite a specific vision you’ve got there!
Hahaha!!! This thread is killing me!
(And I’m regretting the guacamole-infused burrito I just ate for lunch, thanks to your post!) :)
I agree. Although if she is not allowed coughing breaks, she will have to be medicated, so don’t know if that will make her extremely calm or hyper.
Your idea gives me one: I’d like to see her pass a load of gas and then keel over like the diabetic police horse in the movie Half Baked (without the dying, of course).
Hillary ALWAYS has a vulgar answer:
She already did that. Turn volume up:
Oh. My. Gosh! That is the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages!!
Thanks a lot, Bryan; how am I supposed to explain to my coworkers the mascara streaks dried to my face or the weird, gasping Muttley-like laughter they heard coming through their walls? :)
SO FUNNY!!!! Will share...thanks!
6, 2 and even.
My concern is that she coughs constantly while Trump is speaking, drowning him out.
I would like to see her have a little misstep going to her podium, followed by several throat clears nearly constantly through the debate. Throw in a few weird eyes moves and a brain freeze once, till she recovers and gets back on track. It will probably never happen though. In which case, I will settle for her screeching a time or two. She looks so presidential when she screeches.
I’ll take “90 Seconds of Maniacal Laughter” for 800, Alex.
I’d like her to go full Tourette’s Syndrome and start hurling f-bombs, the n-word, every anti-Semitic, anti-gay, racial and ethnic slur in the book.
Then she goes “It’s my TURN to be president, dammit. The Arabs and the Jew bastards promised me! Arf arf arf!”
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