Posted on 08/07/2016 9:10:36 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study report.
The research, conducted by the University of Minnesota, identifies a virulent strain of humans who are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving scientists at a loss as to how to combat them. These humans appear to have all the faculties necessary to receive and process information, Davis Logsdon, one of the scientists who contributed to the study, said. And yet, somehow, they have developed defenses that, for all intents and purposes, have rendered those faculties totally inactive.
More worryingly, Logsdon said, As facts have multiplied, their defenses against those facts have only grown more powerful.
While scientists have no clear understanding of the mechanisms that prevent the fact-resistant humans from absorbing data, they theorize that the strain may have developed the ability to intercept and discard information en route from the auditory nerve to the brain. The normal functions of human consciousness have been completely nullified, Logsdon said.
While reaffirming the gloomy assessments of the study, Logsdon held out hope that the threat of fact-resistant humans could be mitigated in the future. Our research is very preliminary, but its possible that they will become more receptive to facts once they are in an environment without food, water, or oxygen, he said.
Want to see examples besides Democrats? Go to YouTube and search for Flat Earth. You’ll be shocked at how many Flat Earthers exists. Not kidding.
An abundance of dopes
Yeah, whenever I see a new Yankee in the neighborhood, I cringe. ......................................... Did you ever consider the thought that many may be southern sympathizers, trying desperately to get away from the never ending taxes of the great North American cities? Gotta watch out for that I-95 crowd, they like to vote a lot, especially for candidates that LOVE taxes.
Great post.
They are called Liberals.
Read: What happens in a town when the privileged move in (MA Libs Move To New Hampshire)
Science often lags Common Sense in its conclusions...
Well done satire.
You know what’s fun?
or
at least fun for me.
Triggering cognitive dissonance in a liberal.
When you set them up just right, get them fully engaged in a long conversation allowing them to expose multiple beliefs on a number of issues. Let them and encourage them to express their full passion. When done properly, they will think that they are convincing you that their beliefs/positions are correct and true.
Then, in a most sincere tone./s
Ask them to help you understand their conflicting beliefs.
You’ll get to witness any number of reactions.
My favorite reaction is when they have uncontrolled physical facial twitches while their mind tries reconcile the conflict. It really is something to behold.
More often than not, I’ll be called an A88hole, for making them think about their internal conflicts. That usually ends the discussion.
Other times they will get violent.
Verbal attacks and even being physically attacked will happen. I’ve been there.
And it will be all my fault for forcing them to deal with reality. To deal with their own human nature.
Well, I find it fun.
Journal of Irreproducible Results agrees
lol - bump
They’re filthy islamists.
Destroy islam.
I read it as FAT-resistant at first...
The subtlety of this disease is that the carriers look just like those without the disease. They work, drive, eat, drink, marry, and so forth. So the person sitting next to you at work could be a carrier, and you would never know it. That’s why it is so dangerous.
AND series!!! :-)
Yep. Done it. Been called all sorts of vulgarities and personal insults. If I am polite it make them even madder.
disintegrated mode of thought + evasion + emotionalism + desire to avoid facts that cause painful emotions + social metaphysics and the desire to be accepted by the group that they want to belong to = libtardism
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