Too easy.
Posted on 07/07/2016 2:20:53 PM PDT by Oratam
Manhattan hedge fund bro Brett Barna allegedly took it upon himself to trash a $20 million mansion with his annual, unfortunately-dubbed #Sprayathon party.
There were 1,000 guests in attendance. There were "scores of bikini-clad women and costumed gun-toting midgets," according to the NY Post.
Barna apparently name-dropped his boss, billionaire hedge fund manager Louis Bacon, when booking the Airbnb, and implied the event would have something to do with the Robin Hood Foundation.
Regardless of what charity the party was purportedly supporting, the property owner said that "the only animals there were the people, a thousand of them." He told the Post: "They drowned themselves in Champagne, they had midgets they threw in the pool, they broke into the house, trashed the furniture, art was stolen, we found used condoms. So many people were there that the concrete around the pool crumbled and fell into the water. It was like ‘Jersey Shore’ meets a frat party. We are preparing a massive lawsuit."
(Excerpt) Read more at gothamist.com ...
I thought you were joking...it’s a real company!
http://goodgerbil2.wix.com/rentamidget#!aboutus/c2414
Straight out of The Wolf of Wall Street.
i was hoping if Trump wins Jim will let us throw one like this :)
Too easy.
It’s little people!
“costumed gun-toting midgets”
A small, visible security presence does alleviate guest concerns. Very considerate.
Good one, RC.
It’s a little decadent, but ... capitalism and all that. Someone has to keep the rental-midget service in business.
Good afternoon.
Your question, “Can you rent midgets from a temp service?”
Yes, www.dwarfs.com
Sorry...
5.56mm
It seems there are several. I’m always learning new things on FR.
Now, that's poise.
Well, as the Good Little Capitalist that I am, I AM saving up for a Cabana Boy when I hit my 80’s! ;)
Anyone who rents a $20M mansion through Airbnb is out of his mind.
LOL! Maybe your temp service will rent you a beach and a cabana, too.
8^)
5.56mm
Right now, I can’t imagine the circumstances under which I would want to rent a midget ... but life is weird, and you just never know.
I should try that with Vlad and Frank!
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