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Hamptons Mansion Defiled By A Thousand Condom-Flinging Airbnb Guests, Hedge Funder Fired
Gothamis ^ | July 7, 2016 | Miranda Katz

Posted on 07/07/2016 2:20:53 PM PDT by Oratam

Manhattan hedge fund bro Brett Barna allegedly took it upon himself to trash a $20 million mansion with his annual, unfortunately-dubbed #Sprayathon party.

There were 1,000 guests in attendance. There were "scores of bikini-clad women and costumed gun-toting midgets," according to the NY Post.

Barna apparently name-dropped his boss, billionaire hedge fund manager Louis Bacon, when booking the Airbnb, and implied the event would have something to do with the Robin Hood Foundation.

Regardless of what charity the party was purportedly supporting, the property owner said that "the only animals there were the people, a thousand of them." He told the Post: "They drowned themselves in Champagne, they had midgets they threw in the pool, they broke into the house, trashed the furniture, art was stolen, we found used condoms. So many people were there that the concrete around the pool crumbled and fell into the water. It was like ‘Jersey Shore’ meets a frat party. We are preparing a massive lawsuit."

(Excerpt) Read more at gothamist.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Travel
KEYWORDS: barna; douche; entitlement; hamptons; sprayathon
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The hosts are preparing to serve Barna, as soon as they can actually locate him—the mansion's owner tells the Post, "Brett was last seen on Sunday chugging Champagne with two midgets."
1 posted on 07/07/2016 2:20:54 PM PDT by Oratam
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To: Oratam; humblegunner; Walker; Squantos

Midget ping?


2 posted on 07/07/2016 2:24:07 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Oratam; humblegunner; Walker; Squantos

Midget ping?


3 posted on 07/07/2016 2:24:12 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Oratam

He is connected, restitution with no charges, just watch.


4 posted on 07/07/2016 2:24:37 PM PDT by DAC21
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To: Oratam

Can someone who’s been to planet Nutzo bottom-line this for me?


5 posted on 07/07/2016 2:24:47 PM PDT by Steely Tom (Vote GOP: A Slower Handbasket)
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To: Eaker

Eaker, not Walker.


6 posted on 07/07/2016 2:25:08 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

Midgets should be thrown on the roof, not in the pool.
What’s wrong with these east coast people?


7 posted on 07/07/2016 2:26:31 PM PDT by nascarnation
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To: Oratam

I’m getting a good laugh from this one. Rent out your marvy manse on AirBnB..what could possibly go wrong????


8 posted on 07/07/2016 2:28:20 PM PDT by dennisw (The strong take from the weak, but the smart take from the strong)
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To: Oratam

Jimmy Gatz, is that you?


9 posted on 07/07/2016 2:28:34 PM PDT by heartwood (If you're looking for a </sarc tag>, you just saw it.)
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To: Oratam

Wow, there are some funny people out there. Can you rent midgets from a temp service?


10 posted on 07/07/2016 2:29:43 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down." ~ Johnny Cash)
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To: Steely Tom

Someone rented out a posh house and grounds for a weekend event, and then trashed it. Badly.


11 posted on 07/07/2016 2:30:29 PM PDT by Anitius Severinus Boethius (www.wilsonharpbooks.com - Sign up for my new release e-mail and get my first novel for free)
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To: Steely Tom

I live in planet Nutzo (aka Northern California) so this one is easy.
Just a simple case of a rich guy renting a mansion for a wild party that went a bit wilder than anticipated. Property damage ensued.
No big deal I would think.
Rather refreshingly old fashioned really.


12 posted on 07/07/2016 2:30:45 PM PDT by buwaya
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To: Oratam

I did read the excerpt, and I have no idea what I read.


13 posted on 07/07/2016 2:30:50 PM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: Tax-chick

Short rentals only.


14 posted on 07/07/2016 2:31:35 PM PDT by Bernard (The Road To Hell Is Not Paved With Good Results)
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To: Tax-chick

“Can you rent midgets from a temp service?”

Yes, of course.
www.rentamidget.com


15 posted on 07/07/2016 2:32:24 PM PDT by buwaya
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To: Oratam

Sounds like something out of one of those ‘80s ‘evils of capitalism’ movies.


16 posted on 07/07/2016 2:33:34 PM PDT by Kommodor (Terrorist, Journalist or Democrat? I can't tell the difference.)
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To: buwaya

Wow, that’s really a thing. I live such a sheltered life ...


17 posted on 07/07/2016 2:33:46 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down." ~ Johnny Cash)
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To: Bernard

Heh.


18 posted on 07/07/2016 2:33:59 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down." ~ Johnny Cash)
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To: Oratam

Proving once again that the Rich are different than you and me!


19 posted on 07/07/2016 2:34:10 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: Oratam

Who wasn’t?


20 posted on 07/07/2016 2:34:25 PM PDT by dp0622 (The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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