Posted on 06/30/2016 9:14:57 AM PDT by rey
WASHINGTON The US Armys ongoing efforts to be more open and accepting has expanded this week to include another historically marginalized group: Furries. According to sources close to acting Army Secretary John McHugh, the Army will soon announce a set of uniform accommodations for these soldiers, who fetishize animal costumes.
We are committed to allowing these people to follow their religion or their hearts or the voices in their fillings, or whatever the hell it is that drives them to dress and act this way, said the source, who requested anonymity on the grounds that he didnt want his name to show up in Google searches for Furries. I mean, where the hell does it end?
The accommodations follow a number of recent Army missteps regarding uniforms for Sikhs, hair for African Americans, and award patches for people who have done more than just show up for two years.
The sources say that full costumes will not be permitted on duty, but headpieces may be worn at all times.
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(Excerpt) Read more at duffelblog.com ...
“This is a joke, right? I mean it has to be.”
Other changes, the story says, include “uniform tunics for MILFs will come without top buttons.”
ROFL!
Scroll down at the link and look at some of the other clickable headlines.
Imagine the fear in our enemies eyes if they saw this coming at them!
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