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On my way to see Lazamataz in Atlanta -- any words of advice or caution?
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| 6/21/2016
| USConservative
Posted on 06/21/2016 4:25:26 PM PDT by usconservative
Ok, I'm leaving Chicago to go to Atlanta (I know, I know, one murdering violent hell-hole to another) and see my brother Laz.
Any parting words of advice from all of you who know him best?
Should I up the life insurance?
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: lazdanger; lazdopey; lazfingers; lazfunny; lazhilarious; lazpsycho; lazscary; oldpianorollblues
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To: usconservative
Only if you’re a hot female.
Otherwise, you should be fine.
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posted on
06/21/2016 4:31:31 PM PDT
by
AFreeBird
(BEST. ELECTION. EVER!)
To: usconservative; Lazamataz
1. Leave all things
Chicago in Chicago, except pizza if you're feeling generous!
2. Dare to give Laz a hug and smooch from me.
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posted on
06/21/2016 4:31:44 PM PDT
by
onyx
(DONATE MONTHLY because YOU POST HERE! VOTE TRUMP, at least once!)
To: usconservative
Take a book with you, he’s boring........
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posted on
06/21/2016 4:31:57 PM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(My only regret in life is being too young to get to know my grandfathers before they died)
To: usconservative
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posted on
06/21/2016 4:32:18 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Estos sufrimientos pasaran, y la esperanza una salida marcara." ~ Abp. Romero)
To: yarddog
Bring a good binocular and walk up Stone Mountain. Georgia Aquarium, Coca Cola tour, Stone Mountain on the list .... what else?
Where's some good places to eat in downtown ATL? I told Laz I'd buy him a meal.
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posted on
06/21/2016 4:32:25 PM PDT
by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: usconservative
Then you'd better take one of my rifles, as an insurance policy. And see if his distemper shots are up to date. I know I get cranky in this heat.
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posted on
06/21/2016 4:32:41 PM PDT
by
Viking2002
(The gargoyles have taken over the cathedral, methinks.)
To: Viking2002
Chiggers? Is that a Chicago........ That's RACIST!
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posted on
06/21/2016 4:33:06 PM PDT
by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: Rockpile
Wear a go-pro camera to prove you were the innocent one. Copy that!
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posted on
06/21/2016 4:33:36 PM PDT
by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: usconservative
No, that's
profiling.
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posted on
06/21/2016 4:33:46 PM PDT
by
Viking2002
(The gargoyles have taken over the cathedral, methinks.)
To: onyx
Dare to give Laz a hug and smooch from me. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............no. See posts above about not wearing a skirt or dropping the soap while you're at it. ;-)
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posted on
06/21/2016 4:34:26 PM PDT
by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: usconservative
Laz is harmless! You might want some Depends, though, because you will probably laugh so hard you will pee yourself.
To: usconservative
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posted on
06/21/2016 4:34:50 PM PDT
by
Jane Long
(Go Trump, go! Make America Safe Again :)
To: Viking2002
No, that's SMART!
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posted on
06/21/2016 4:35:14 PM PDT
by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: usconservative
You mean that 50-year old virgin type guy who always talks about how he would “hit” all these women he will never ever even meet is your brother?
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posted on
06/21/2016 4:35:29 PM PDT
by
ifinnegan
(Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
To: usconservative
bring condoms??
(ducking)
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posted on
06/21/2016 4:35:42 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
(Islam should be banned and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
To: Jane Long
You bet your ass he and I together are double trouble. Anyone who’s seen us go at it on fakebook knows that!
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posted on
06/21/2016 4:36:05 PM PDT
by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: usconservative
I spent 13 weeks in downtown Atlanta back in 1974. I think I would just stay away from there.
If you do go, some people like the Varsity for ribs etc.
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posted on
06/21/2016 4:36:12 PM PDT
by
yarddog
(Romans 8:38-39, For I am persuaded.)
To: usconservative
Never get between him and what he would hit.
It is like getting between a demonRat and a microphone.
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posted on
06/21/2016 4:36:12 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
To: usconservative
I had a tetanus booster recently, does that count? Only if you haven't nailed anything in a while and you are a bit rusty.
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posted on
06/21/2016 4:36:53 PM PDT
by
disndat
To: ifinnegan
You mean that 50-year old virgin type guy who always talks about how he would “hit” all these women he will never ever even meet is your brother? Laz is "special" .... if you know what I mean.
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posted on
06/21/2016 4:36:58 PM PDT
by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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