Posted on 06/10/2016 6:03:04 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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Wait......what?
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Can I get an extra hand here?
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That's a very interesting diagram...
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A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 7 year old says "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, OK?"
"Ok", the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.
"Oh, shit Mum, I s'pose I'll have some Coco Pops"
WHACK!! - He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice,
"And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
I don't know, Mum", he blubbers, "but it won't be f***ing Coco Pops."
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#DeleteYourAccount 2 presidential candidates are currently bickering like children on twitter, folks. USA USA USA!!!
If you're stupid enough to base the most solemn duty of a citizen on a tweet, stop voting and #DeleteYourAccount.
What... With like a cloth? #DeleteYourAccount
Maybe the person who should be in jail for deleting her emails shouldn't be instructing others to "#DeleteYourAccount"
Hilary and Trump are having a Twitter feud. These people are in the running to run our country. We're screwed. #DeleteYourAccount
Can't wait for Trump's next brilliant comeback..."I know you are, but what am I?" #DeleteYourAccount
Poor Donald...
Sitting there...
Alone...
Stubby mini fingers a blur trying to come back from
#DeleteYourAccount
I guess it's official...choices! #DeleteYourAccount vine.co/v/e29UtmdHQ6p
#DeleteYourAccount like Donald deleted the last ounce of dignity the @GOP had?
#DeleteYourAccount Hillary #DeleteYourCampaign #DeleteYourFakeMarriage #DeleteTheClintonFraudation
#DeleteYourAccount The only thing Hillary is actually qualified to do, delete stuff. #Irony
It's official, this will go down in Twitter Meme history. #DeleteYourAccount
#DeleteYourAccount Wipe the servers, say it was allowed, give em half the emails, #DeleteTheTranscripts, hide the donations, cover it up.
The one thing that all of Twitter can agree on: @realDonaldTrump should delete his account.
Remember, in order to win the presidency you need 270 electoral votes and at least nine "solid Internet owns." #DeleteYourAccount
Our Presidential Candidates are engaged in a twitter war. I can almost guarantee, Hillary has the bigger dick. #DeleteYourAccount
#DeleteYourAccount So is Hillary now offering advice to Trump on getting away with corruption or something?
Before you #DeleteYourAccount, we are going to make sure to save your best tweets..
Y'all know damn well who tweeted #DeleteYourAccount from Hillary's account pic.twitter.com/pWAN701Vbf
Six more months of back and forth insults and ZERO policy substance. #DeleteYourAccount
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Hairy Toe Hillary........
And I've actually seen that, but with different vehicles (New-ish Chevy PU).
Either one will leave a mark. d:^)
Many have backup cameras so it’s not that hard.
I love watching boat ramp shenanigans. There’s some really freakin stupid people out there with boats.
Over dreaming that pass....
He named his chicken 'Pot Pie'???
Best. Pet. Name. Ever.
Would have been here sooner but I was deleting my account.
HAHA ... I love it.
Along those same lines, a neighbor had a little green-cheeked parakeet that she named "KC", for "Kitty Chow". ;-)
Kitty Chow? LOLOL!
Then there's the "Spot Fleet" from Robeson County that starts showing up in the fall. d;^)
A Native American walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand. His other hand is pulling a male buffalo. He says to the waiter, Want coffee.
The waiter replies, Sure, Chief. Coming right up.
He gets the Native American a tall mug of coffee. The Native American drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns, and shoots the buffalo with the shotgun. Parts of the buffalo splatter everywhere, but the Native American doesnt care. He simply walks out of the cafe.
The next morning, the Native American returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and once again, he is pulling a male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, Want coffee.
The waiter says , Whoa! Were still cleaning up the mess you made yesterday. What was that all about, anyway?
The Native American smiles and proudly says, Training for position in United States Congress: Come in , drink coffee, shot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.
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