***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

Hillary Clinton Remix

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Wait......what?

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Creepy Dr. Phil

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Can I get an extra hand here?

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That's a very interesting diagram...

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A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing."

The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 7 year old says "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, OK?"

"Ok", the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.

"Oh, shit Mum, I s'pose I'll have some Coco Pops"

WHACK!! - He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice,

"And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

I don't know, Mum", he blubbers, "but it won't be f***ing Coco Pops."

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Dana Carvey Impressions

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I think the #DeleteYourAccount that Hillary tweeted is backfiring on her....

#DeleteYourAccount 2 presidential candidates are currently bickering like children on twitter, folks. USA USA USA!!!

If you're stupid enough to base the most solemn duty of a citizen on a tweet, stop voting and #DeleteYourAccount.

What... With like a cloth? #DeleteYourAccount

Maybe the person who should be in jail for deleting her emails shouldn't be instructing others to "#DeleteYourAccount"

Hilary and Trump are having a Twitter feud. These people are in the running to run our country. We're screwed. #DeleteYourAccount

Can't wait for Trump's next brilliant comeback..."I know you are, but what am I?" #DeleteYourAccount

Poor Donald...
Sitting there...
Alone...
Stubby mini fingers a blur trying to come back from
#DeleteYourAccount
 

I guess it's official...choices! #DeleteYourAccount vine.co/v/e29UtmdHQ6p

#DeleteYourAccount like Donald deleted the last ounce of dignity the @GOP had?

#DeleteYourAccount Hillary #DeleteYourCampaign #DeleteYourFakeMarriage #DeleteTheClintonFraudation

#DeleteYourAccount The only thing Hillary is actually qualified to do, delete stuff. #Irony

It's official, this will go down in Twitter Meme history. #DeleteYourAccount

#DeleteYourAccount Wipe the servers, say it was allowed, give em half the emails, #DeleteTheTranscripts, hide the donations, cover it up.

The one thing that all of Twitter can agree on: @realDonaldTrump should delete his account.

Remember, in order to win the presidency you need 270 electoral votes and at least nine "solid Internet owns." #DeleteYourAccount

Our Presidential Candidates are engaged in a twitter war. I can almost guarantee, Hillary has the bigger dick. #DeleteYourAccount

#DeleteYourAccount So is Hillary now offering advice to Trump on getting away with corruption or something?

Before you #DeleteYourAccount, we are going to make sure to save your best tweets..

Y'all know damn well who tweeted #DeleteYourAccount from Hillary's account pic.twitter.com/pWAN701Vbf

Six more months of back and forth insults and ZERO policy substance. #DeleteYourAccount

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[dragonblustar]

Hairy Toe Hillary........

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3633977/Bill-Clinton-s-lover-Dolly-Kyle-tells-lumpy-Hillary-fat-ankles-hair-toes-schemed-LIE-60-Minutes-Bill-s-affairs.html

[CopperTop]

Kudos to the guy that backed a short boat into a ramp with a full sized motorhome. Too bad the final part of that maneuver was such a fail.

And I've actually seen that, but with different vehicles (New-ish Chevy PU).

Either one will leave a mark. d:^)

[cartan]

Off to the weekend…

[Travis T. OJustice]

Many have backup cameras so it’s not that hard.

I love watching boat ramp shenanigans. There’s some really freakin stupid people out there with boats.

[handy old one]

Over dreaming that pass....

[who knows what evil?]

I was just watching a 'You Tube' video on container gardening, and halfway thru the vid the narrator refers to his camera-hogging chicken as 'Pot Pie'.

He named his chicken 'Pot Pie'???

Best. Pet. Name. Ever.

[JRios1968]

Would have been here sooner but I was deleting my account.

[Fast Moving Angel]

He named his chicken 'Pot Pie'???

HAHA ... I love it.

Along those same lines, a neighbor had a little green-cheeked parakeet that she named "KC", for "Kitty Chow". ;-)

[who knows what evil?]

Kitty Chow? LOLOL!

[CopperTop]

If it wasn't for the No-see-ums I'd set up a chair there on Saturday mornings during tourist season. Sometimes even better in the afternoon when they're hot, tired and half drunk.

Then there's the "Spot Fleet" from Robeson County that starts showing up in the fall. d;^)

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A Native American walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand. His other hand is pulling a male buffalo. He says to the waiter, “Want coffee.”

The waiter replies, “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.”

He gets the Native American a tall mug of coffee. The Native American drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns, and shoots the buffalo with the shotgun. Parts of the buffalo splatter everywhere, but the Native American doesn’t care. He simply walks out of the cafe.

The next morning, the Native American returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and once again, he is pulling a male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, “Want coffee.”

The waiter says , Whoa! We’re still cleaning up the mess you made yesterday. What was that all about, anyway?”

The Native American smiles and proudly says, “Training for position in United States Congress: Come in , drink coffee, shot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.”

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They've taken over

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        andy levy Verified account ‏@andylevy

     .@dracula please delete. ur a count